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Ranching said:
What's on your agenda tonight? Saturday night in LA, what's doing?
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actually cute girls just left, so i am going home soon.
not much agenda.
hang with u guys later if u r around.

i am in LA but barely, unlike trouty.
i live 20 minutes away from any highway.
extremely inconvenient location.
 
Ranching said:
I went to a WCw Nitro taping back in the day. I was big with a crew cut and a Long *** goatee. I had kids asking me for autographs. I was bigger and meaner looking than most of the wrestlers
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I believe it!! :) They probably thought you were gonna fight The Undertaker :)

I trim the sides of my beard near my ears and jaw, well I fade it to my hair length, but my goatee is running wild! Trim my mustache, too. I've never had this kind of gnarly facial hair. Always clean-cut and shaven.
 
Trouty said:
I believe it!! :) They probably thought you were gonna fight The Undertaker :)

I trim the sides of my beard near my ears and jaw, well I fade it to my hair length, but my goatee is running wild! Trim my mustache, too. I've never had this kind of gnarly facial hair. Always clean-cut and shaven.
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I actually got into a shouting match with the heartbreak kid on national TV. I was on the front row, he jumped off the ring and came to me, he backed off real quick when he realized I was almost a foot taller than he was.
 
Ranching said:
I've never had long hair, haven't gotten a haircut in 5 months. Gonna let it grow out. I did have a 5 inch long goatee once. Gonna let that grow out too.
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Cool! I had let the mustache go epic once. probably had 5" tails below the jawline, walked into a bar with a wife in tow one time and the cutest little young bouncy blond gal you'd ever laid eyes on came around the bar squealing "HANDLE BARS" and jumped up on me,wrapped her legs around my waist(while I was walking in) and started playing with my 'stash' well,needless to say!
That didn't go over for **** with the wife,,, I had to leave and trim it back as soon as we got home:lmao2:

That gal tortured me for 6 months afterwards "weeeee Handle bars":facepalm:

Sheese!
Never laid eyes on that little gal again, either!
Trust me, I looked around for her Too.:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
 
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Melonfeud said:
Cool! I had let the mustache go epic once. probably had 5" tails below the jawline, walked into a bar with a wife in tow one time and the cutest little young bouncy blond gal you'd ever laid eyes on came around the bar squealing "HANDLE BAR" and jumped up on me,wrapped her legs around my waist(while I was walking in) and started playing with my 'stash' well,needless to say!
That didn't go over for **** with the wife,,, I had to leave and trim it back as soon as we got home:lmao2:

That gal tortured me for 6 months afterwards "weeeee Handle bars":facepalm:

Sheese!
Never laid eyes on that little gal again, either!
Trust me, I looked around for her Too.:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
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That's hilarious!!
I was at a bar a couple of years ago with my staff, a fresh young thing walked up to me and looked up at me and said. I bet you were hot. I asked, what? And she said, I bet you were hot, you know, back in the day. Lol, I started working out the next day. I lost 100 pounds and went back to look for her, still haven't found her. Lol
 
Ranching said:
I went to a WCw Nitro taping back in the day. I was big with a crew cut and a Long *** goatee. I had kids asking me for autographs. I was bigger and meaner looking than most of the wrestlers
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:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
 
Melonfeud said:
Cool! I had let the mustache go epic once. probably had 5" tails below the jawline, walked into a bar with a wife in tow one time and the cutest little young bouncy blond gal you'd ever laid eyes on came around the bar squealing "HANDLE BARS" and jumped up on me,wrapped her legs around my waist(while I was walking in) and started playing with my 'stash' well,needless to say!
That didn't go over for **** with the wife,,, I had to leave and trim it back as soon as we got home:lmao2:

That gal tortured me for 6 months afterwards "weeeee Handle bars":facepalm:

Sheese!
Never laid eyes on that little gal again, either!
Trust me, I looked around for her Too.:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:
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This is great stuff, Melon!!! :lmao2::lmao2::lmao2:
 
Ranching said:
That's hilarious!!
I was at a bar a couple of years ago with my staff, a fresh young thing walked up to me and looked up at me and said. I bet you were hot. I asked, what? And she said, I bet you were hot, you know, back in the day. Lol, I started working out the next day. I lost 100 pounds and went back to look for her, still haven't found her. Lol
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:(

Keep lookin'!!!
 
Ranching said:
I actually got into a shouting match with the heartbreak kid on national TV. I was on the front row, he jumped off the ring and came to me, he backed off real quick when he realized I was almost a foot taller than he was.
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Lol!! Maybe a second career, now?? :)
 
Ranching said:
Mudda Fokka!!
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:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:

Coach yer' to much man I can't keep up,bro!
This board got lit up tonight .
I had to go back better than 10 pages from my last check-in around here,,,, and I know I've missed half of them,,,3 months ago 10 pages were about a weeks worth:huh:

ROCK-ON:thumbup:
 
Melonfeud said:
:lmao2::lmao::lmao2:

Coach yer' to much man I can't keep up,bro!
This board got lit up tonight .
I had to go back better than 10 pages from my last check-in around here,,,, and I know I've missed half of them,,,3 months ago 10 pages were about a weeks worth:huh:

ROCK-ON:thumbup:
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Salud, friend! Hope you have a great vacation. I'm about to hit the hay. See you guys tomorrow.
 
My buddy brought up some drinks called Monaco today up at the lake. Damn, tasty little things and kind of dangerous if you don't watch it. They'll sneak up on you. haha
 
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