Boy, those Skins fans sure do hate us

[CoverCorner41]

Some good Skins hate jokes Ive heard over the years:

Q: Whats wrong with 4 Commander fans driving off a cliff in a cadillac?

A: The Cadillac seats 5

Q: What do you call 500 Commanders stuck in a ship at the bottom of the ocean?

A: A good start

Q: Whats big, black and looks good on a Commander?

A: A doberman

Q: What do you have when a Commander is buried up to his neck in wet cement?

A: Not enough cement

Q: Why does Washing have the Commanders and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?

A: New Jersey got first pick

Q: How do you get a Commander out of a tree?

A: Cut the rope

Q: Whats the difference Between a Commander and a trampoline?

A: You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline

Q: Whats the problem with Commander jokes?

A: Commanders dont think there funny and no one else thinks they are jokes

Q: What is the difference between a catfish and a Commander?

A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, scum-sucker. The other is a fish.

Q: How do you save a drowing Commander?

A: Take your foot off his head

Q: What do you get when you cross a Commander and the Godfather?

A: An offer you cant understand

 

[trickblue]

Q: How do you save a drowing Commander?

A: Take your foot off his head

Now that one was funny!

 

[Hostile]

Q: How do you save a drowing Commander?

A: Take your foot off his head.

I heard it different.

Throw him an anchor.




Q: How do you keep Redskinsout of your yard?

A: Paint a goal line.

 

[CoverCorner41]

Q: Why does Washing have the Commanders and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?

A: New Jersey got first pick

This one was always mt favorite lol

Oh yeah:

Q: What do you call a smart, smiling, sober, courteous person at a Commanders party/game?

A: The caterer

Typical conversation at a Commanders game:

Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard

Q: Was this a male or female?

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

Q: Why does Washing have the Commanders and New Jersey has the most toxic waste dumps?

A: New Jersey got first pick

............. LOL

 

[CoverCorner41]

What is the difference between a Commander fan and a Bulldog?

Absolutely nothing

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

** NEWSFLASH **​

The Washington Commanders official internet site (www.washingtonredskins.com) has been discontinued, as they will never put three W's together.​

 

[adbutcher]

I think I just got religion.

amen......great stuff trick.

 

[calico]

when you get your *** handed to you for nearly a decade you start to lose your mind and develop an unstable personality.

Skins fans are blinded by their own teams hype every season and this one is no different.

I would rather them be like this and then have their little hearts crushed on Monday night after the loss than like last year when they knew they had no chance at all.

It was not as fun with them after they lost their spunk.

I despise the skins and their fans.

F the team
F the owner
F the coach
F the city
and F the fans.

 

[GTaylor]

 

[Gibby!]

The Commanders wasted a 13-point, fourth quarter lead and a 151-yard, two-touchdown effort from John Riggins as the Cowboys scored two touchdowns in the final 140 seconds to stun the Commanders. Dallas defensive tackle Harvey Martin tossed a funeral wreath in Washington's dressing room following the crushing victory.

Didn't they put in the Cowboys locker room first?

Or have it delivered to the Hotel?

Can't remember how the story goes.

 

[Danny White]

I've read a lot of the "hate Dallas" threads over at Extreme over the past few days... and I live in D.C.

The thing that cracks me up the most is they hate all the "bandwagon" and "fair weather" Cowboys fans that live in the D.C. area (like yours truly). They keep talking about how we "only come out when the Cowboys are doing well" and how "if we beat them on Monday they'll go crawling back in their holes."

I find this logic amusing on a few levels.

1) Cowboys fans as "bandwagon" fans?

Seriously, for the past 9 years, the Cowboys have been somewhere between average and lousy. I thought the definition of a "fair weather" fan was that you only rooted for the team when it was doing well. I know there have been many Cowboys/Commander games over the past 5 years that I thought the Boys had no business winning... the Skins were a much better team in some instances, and if we really were "bandwagon fans" why would we show up for what should have been a sure loss?

2) If they beat us we'll go away?

I know the Cowboys have won 12 out of the last 13, but we did suffer our only loss just two years ago... here in D.C. (thanks Hutch). So did that loss make us hide our faces in shame? Did it cause a drop off in attendance at the next Dallas vs. skins game? No! In fact, last year's game here was one of the biggest in terms of Cowboys attendance at Fed Ex. By some estimations as much as 35% of the crowd was pulling for Dallas.

Face it Commanders fans. There are a lot of Dallas fans across the country, including here in the nation's capital. We don't stop rooting for our team just because of a few down years... and we won't stop rooting for our team if you beat us on Monday night.

But that ain't gonna happen.

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

I've read a lot of the "hate Dallas" threads over at Extreme over the past few days... and I live in D.C.

The thing that cracks me up the most is they hate all the "bandwagon" and "fair weather" Cowboys fans that live in the D.C. area (like yours truly). They keep talking about how we "only come out when the Cowboys are doing well" and how "if we beat them on Monday they'll go crawling back in their holes."

I find this logic amusing on a few levels.

1) Cowboys fans as "bandwagon" fans?

Seriously, for the past 9 years, the Cowboys have been somewhere between average and lousy. I thought the definition of a "fair weather" fan was that you only rooted for the team when it was doing well. I know there have been many Cowboys/Commander games over the past 5 years that I thought the Boys had no business winning... the Skins were a much better team in some instances, and if we really were "bandwagon fans" why would we show up for what should have been a sure loss?

2) If they beat us we'll go away?

I know the Cowboys have won 12 out of the last 13, but we did suffer our only loss just two years ago... here in D.C. (thanks Hutch). So did that loss make us hide our faces in shame? Did it cause a drop off in attendance at the next Dallas vs. skins game? No! In fact, last year's game here was one of the biggest in terms of Cowboys attendance at Fed Ex. By some estimations as much as 35% of the crowd was pulling for Dallas.

Face it Commanders fans. There are a lot of Dallas fans across the country, including here in the nation's capital. We don't stop rooting for our team just because of a few down years... and we won't stop rooting for our team if you beat us on Monday night.

But that ain't gonna happen.

Preach it Brother Danny!

You'd think that bandwagon label they give us would have worn off years ago considering we haven't won a Playoff game since 1996 but I guess we're all just bandwagon riders, especially during the three 5-11 seasons. They're just jealous as hell that our team has so many fans around the world.

 

[jacs]

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[TruBlueCowboy]

Trick, are you registered at ExtremeSkins? You should post that picture over there.

 

[jacs]

 

[Danny White]

Trick, are you registered at ExtremeSkins? You should post that picture over there.

He can if he wants to, but it will get him instantly banned.

They're nasty over there.

It's a much darker and less friendly forum.

 

[TruBlueCowboy]

He can if he wants to, but it will get him instantly banned.

They're nasty over there.

It's a much darker and less friendly forum.

I've read a few threads over there from Cowboys fans who mention the asterisk for the Commanders Super Bowl strike years. They really don't like that.

 

[trickblue]

I've read a few threads over there from Cowboys fans who mention the asterisk for the Commanders Super Bowl strike years. They really don't like that.

Validity sux doesn't it TBC...

 

[calico]

yeah, I mentioned that asterisk thing to some skin fans on another forum and they had all sorts of excuses saying that it did not matter. But you know if the Cowboys had won a SB during a strike year the NFL would actually put an asterisk next to it since the whole front office of the league are season ticket holding Foreskin fans.