Comic Relief: The Cowboys Comedy Club now open

[BoysForLife]

Jenny Craig introduces the Cowboys Diet for 2023.

For $99.99 they'll send you a highlight tape of every Cowboy offensive play from the Niners game. They guarantee you'll be physically unable to eat for days every time you watch it

 

[Jake]

Last night‘s loss was tough on us Cowboys fans. So to soften the pain, the fictional “Cowboys Comedy Club“ is now open for a few commiserating laughs. Sometimes it can help.

Calling all comedians.

RULES:

1. Keep ALL jokes and language clean and within the rules.
2. Follow all other forum rules.

Here’s a couple of starters:

”What do you call an annual group of pro athletes gathered to watch the Super Bowl on TV?”​

Answer: “The Dallas Cowboys”​

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”What are the last Cowboys cheerleaders to cheer for the Cowboys at a Super Bowl doing these days?”​

Answer: “Drawing Social Security”.​

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What else?

 

[PAPPYDOG]

Take my QB, please!

 

[Pantone282C]

Did you hear the Cowboys are finally going to the Super Bowl?
They bought tickets.

 

[Gonzomandela01]

Damn this jokers... We get no respect... no respect at all!

 

[ryanbabs]

I never thought I'd see the day where a staff member here wanted us to join him in laughing at the Cowboys for their failures.

We all grieve differently…

 

[Hagman]

 

[brucekr]

 

[Zman5]

 

[Zman5]

 

[Zman5]

 

[TwentyOne]

HAHAHAHA

Thats a good one.

 

[TwentyOne]

The Dallas Cowboys officially joined the 27 club.

Also members are:

- Amy Winehouse
- Jimi Hendrix
- Kurt Cobain
- Robert Johnson
- Brian Jones
- Alan Wilson
- Janis Joplin
- Jim Morrison

 

[Dakota]

Q: What is the first thing you do when Dak throws 5 TDs in the SB on his way to leading the Cowboys to a SB championship?
A: Turn off the alarm

 

[Bobhaze]

This may be the leader in the clubhouse at the moment!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I never thought I'd see the day where a staff member here wanted us to join him in laughing at the Cowboys for their failures.

I, for one, am offended.

 

[fivetwos]

Many of these jokes sailed over my head.

I must have been wide open downfield.

 

[xwalker]

Last night‘s loss was tough on us Cowboys fans. So to soften the pain, the fictional “Cowboys Comedy Club“ is now open for a few commiserating laughs. Sometimes it can help.

Calling all comedians.

RULES:

1. Keep ALL jokes and language clean and within the rules.
2. Follow all other forum rules.

Here’s a couple of starters:

”What do you call an annual group of pro athletes gathered to watch the Super Bowl on TV?”​

Answer: “The Dallas Cowboys”​

​

”What are the last Cowboys cheerleaders to cheer for the Cowboys at a Super Bowl doing these days?”​

Answer: “Drawing Social Security”.​

​

What else?

No need for a comedy thread.

The vast majority of theads this week are comedy.
- The multitude of blame threads/posts by people that have no clue about the details.
- It requires All-22 to even see what the QBs saw when they hit the end of their dropback.

 

[Bobhaze]

No need for a comedy thread.

The vast majority of theads this week are comedy.
- The multitude of blame threads/posts by people that have no clue about the details.
- It requires All-22 to even see what the QBs saw when they hit the end of their dropback.

This thread is a chance for members to use humor to get over their frustrations. Some fans like an “All-22” breakdown of what happened and some don’t. The great thing about this forum is there’s a place for a variety of expression.