Signed by Cowboys Cowboys sign Chuma Edoga

[Sarge]

This is the best news of all time.

 

[Walker]

Jones don't play checkers or chess they take it up another notch.

 

[Cowboys5217]

The epitome of a warm body.

"We signed him because he was hanging around here anyway. Might as well put him to work."

I get the idea of continuity and consistency, particularly in the offensive line. However, I expected the minimum requirement of, at least, some measurable level of talent.

And yet, we know he's going to start on opening day by replacing one of the three offensive line starters out with some B.S. leg sprain.

This was clearly Jason Garrett's strategy as his contract ran out. Luckily, they changed the locks one day when he was out of the building or he would still be clapping on the sidelines.