Signed by Cowboys Cowboys sign DL Christian Covington

Patrick

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Does he smoke pot?

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Melonfeud

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Ha, yer' bleatings fer' reenforcements of extra LAMENESS in hopes it might support yer' onboard exhibition of LAMENESS is hilariously illustrating the bruises on yer' backside are still a painful reminder to you from the last time I'd kicked both you two's weak lameoid butts offa' my hill,,,:lmao:



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Ha, yer' bleatings fer' reenforcements of extra LAMENESS in hopes it might support yer' onboard exhibition of LAMENESS is hilariously illustrating the bruises on yer' backside are still a painful reminder to you from the last time I'd kicked both you two's weak lameoid butts offa' my hill,,,:lmao:



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Just thought you might want your brother in on the thread:laugh:
 

Melonfeud

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Just thought you might want your brother in on the thread:laugh:
Nope, he's incapable of responding to me, (other than with emoji's) over in the "I like BEER" thread,
Which is clearly indicative of him still suffering from the persistently lingering severe effects of MELONIZED FEUDIAN trauma to his PUTTYPOWERED POOTERo_O
 

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Nope, he's incapable of responding to me, (other than with emoji's) over in the "I like BEER" thread,
Which is clearly indicative of him still suffering from the persistently lingering severe effects of MELONIZED FEUDIAN trauma to his PUTTYPOWERED POOTER
Watch it - he might crack your Melon :lmao2::lmao::lmao2:@waldoputty
 

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Watch it - he might crack your Melon :lmao2::lmao::lmao2:@waldoputty
Ha, he's done suffered one time too many from the reverberatory consequences from the crack back effects of the deployed MELONIZED FEUDIAN thwarting maneuvers,,,ya- know there,Dallas Lame Dave of bruised Texas pootie-toot fameo_O


* I'm fixing to have you sniveling to the "mods" ,,,while trembling in hiding over in Waldo's cheerleader wardrobe closet afore the upcoming sunrise, DLD :lmao:
 

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Good rotational DL
He does have an upside:

Not to be confused with last year’s sixth-round pick out of Indiana, linebacker Chris Covington, Christian is a native of Canada. His father, Grove Covington, played in the Canadian Football League (CFL) for 11 seasons, racking up a record 157.0 career sacks on his way to being elected into the Canadian Football Hall of Fame.

The junior Covington was a sixth-round selection out of Rice by the Houston Texans in 2015. Playing alongside the likes of defensive monsters in J.J. Watt and Jadeveon Clowney, Christian has been a versatile rotational piece for the Texans, with the ability to play any position along the line.

https://thelandryhat.com/2019/03/14/dallas-cowboys-sign-defensive-tackle-upside/
 

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A breakdown of Christian Covington’s one-year deal with the Cowboys:

Signing bonus: $500,000
Base salary: $1 million
46-man roster bonuses: $250,000
Cap number: $1.6875 million
55 percent play-time: $125,000
65 percent play-time: $250,000
75 percent play-time: $500,000
Four sacks: 125,000
Six sacks: $250,000
Base value: $1.75 million
Max value: $2.5 million

I dont know why people are unhappy.

This is the best DT we've signed in a very long time. By all reports he's a capable, reliable rotation guy at the 1 and 3. Who was our last "noteworthy" DT signing, McClain? I guess someone will bring up the D. Irving acquisition but a lot of good that's done us in the long run, however talented he is.

Plus, look at that beautiful, beautiful contract. Heavily incentivized and cheap as hell at max value for the production required to obtain it.

No he's not a top 3 DT at 10M/YR but he's a young contributor with potential at a position of need for a great price.

Just pick for me:

Collins, Crawford, Woods, Ross
Covington, Collins, Crawford, Woods
 
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