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Does he smoke pot?
Yawn.
Covington isn't a camp body.11 pages on a camp body lol. McElroy only got 9 pages.
Another nail driven by the Jones.But in all seriousness, if the money isn't stupid, this is a solid signing, I liked him in the draft.
Yeah now I hear that song "Smoking in the Boys Room"I'm old enough to remember when "David Irving Game" meant football instead of a guy live streaming smoking a blunt the size of a chair leg.
They put it in the contract that he has to wear his helmet at all times, even in the shower!
That Melon has been dropped a few times @waldoputtyGave you a like but man I gotta say. I never quite understand what it is you're saying. No offense brother - left out the comma cause of Corso's tip of the day.
@waldoputty get in hereRight-0n! & Thanks Friend
Ha, yer' bleatings fer' reenforcements of extra LAMENESS in hopes it might support yer' onboard exhibition of LAMENESS is hilariously illustrating the bruises on yer' backside are still a painful reminder to you from the last time I'd kicked both you two's weak lameoid butts offa' my hill,,,@waldoputty get in here
Just thought you might want your brother in on the threadHa, yer' bleatings fer' reenforcements of extra LAMENESS in hopes it might support yer' onboard exhibition of LAMENESS is hilariously illustrating the bruises on yer' backside are still a painful reminder to you from the last time I'd kicked both you two's weak lameoid butts offa' my hill,,,
Nope, he's incapable of responding to me, (other than with emoji's) over in the "I like BEER" thread,Just thought you might want your brother in on the thread
Watch it - he might crack your Melon @waldoputtyNope, he's incapable of responding to me, (other than with emoji's) over in the "I like BEER" thread,
Which is clearly indicative of him still suffering from the persistently lingering severe effects of MELONIZED FEUDIAN trauma to his PUTTYPOWERED POOTER
Ha, he's done suffered one time too many from the reverberatory consequences from the crack back effects of the deployed MELONIZED FEUDIAN thwarting maneuvers,,,ya- know there,Dallas Lame Dave of bruised Texas pootie-toot fameWatch it - he might crack your Melon @waldoputty
He does have an upside:Good rotational DL
A breakdown of Christian Covington’s one-year deal with the Cowboys:
Signing bonus: $500,000
Base salary: $1 million
46-man roster bonuses: $250,000
Cap number: $1.6875 million
55 percent play-time: $125,000
65 percent play-time: $250,000
75 percent play-time: $500,000
Four sacks: 125,000
Six sacks: $250,000
Base value: $1.75 million
Max value: $2.5 million