'Retire' is yet another word that no longer means what it used to mean. The official definition (
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'to cause to retire from one's position or occupation'. In this instance, the term has been repeatedly applied as Dak Prescott forcing Tom Brady's retirement with Dak Prescott's victory over Tom Brady. The following occurred, which forced Tom Brady's retirement during Prescott's victory according to this application of the term:
- Prescott forced Brady to perform poorly enough to finish with a 72% quarterback rating
- Prescott forced Brady to rush below 53 yards
- Prescott forced Brady to throw an interception
- Prescott forced Brady into two sacks
- Prescott forced Brady into committing three penalties
- Prescott forced Brady into converting only one out of three fourth down conversation attempts
- Prescott forced Brady to have possession of the ball for less than 26 minutes
This application of the word can be demonstrated visually:
As shown in the pic above, Prescott forced Brady to retire because:
- The defense did nothing described above
- The offensive line did not allow any sacks
- The offensive skill players did not rush or catch balls during any drives
- The referees did not call any penalties
The picture describes exactly how Prescott forced Brady to retire. I am certain any dictionary would include the picture as an example for the definition of retire...
Wait. Something is amiss...
~scans picture a final time~
Hey? Where's Waldo Prescott in the picture?
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