Dan Patrick just reported Zorn...

[theebs]

Now the countdown is on till he fires Mike Shanahan.

I would say 3 years?

 

[Big Dakota]

How many years does Zorn get to collect a check?

He's under contract for 2010.

 

[ThreeSportStar80]

As long as Snyder is the owner Washington will not win...

 

[brickman]

There was an owner name Danny

who tried to fix his mess by hiring Shanny

It still doesn't work 'cause Danny's a jerk

and the Cowboys keep kicking their fanny

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Stay classy Dan Snyder.

:signmast:

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Hope the elfinesque Danny hires another guy who is on meals-on-wheels duty.

But I really hope that a last-minute change of plans puts Shanny with someone else and not in Washington.

 

[Four]

I have never understood the whole being escorted out by secuirity thing.

What is Jim Zorn going to do?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

There was an owner name Danny

who tried to fix his mess by hiring Shanny

It still doesn't work 'cause Danny's a jerk

and the Cowboys keep kicking their fanny

Your lyricism put a tear in me eye. A wee bit o' poetry, lad, but very good!

I say we name you poet laureate of the Zone.

 

[CATCH17]

Now the countdown is on till he fires Mike Shanahan.

I would say 3 years?

Ill give him 4 just because he has skins on the wall and they will draft a QB.


I hope they get Sam Bradford but I doubt Shannahan/Allen is that dumb.

 

[theogt]

There was an owner name Danny

who tried to fix his mess by hiring Shanny

It still doesn't work 'cause Danny's a jerk

and the Cowboys keep kicking their fanny

 

[Four]

mike vick will be in a Commanders uniform

 

[newlander]

Couldn't agree more "four"; unless it's a government job or what have you, although if some companies suspect that an employee is capable of violence, etc...they'll do that too. Doubt that would be the case with "me so zorney"

 

[SkinsHokieFan]

was fired when he got off the plane at 4am. He was escorted to his office by security, cleaned his stuff out and left. I'm glad he got his money and didn't let lil' Dan cow him into quitting and not getting paid. He deserves every cent for putting up with that scumbag. Stay classy Lil' Dan!!!!!!

False rumors, that were started via twitter

The team arrived at 2:30 am eastern time. Zorn met with Bruce Allen and left the facility at 4:30 am

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/04/AR2010010400885.html

Zorn arrived at Commanders Park in his own car at roughly 2:15 a.m., about 15 minute ahead of three team buses. Zorn headed into the office building through a side door, but many players and assistants -- including defensive tackle Albert Haynesworth and defensive coordinator Greg Blache -- went straight to their cars. Players and assistants were not immediately aware of Zorn's fate, and Blache, as he walked to his car, told media members to "let the dude go."
At about 2:45 a.m., Commanders' security asked all media to leave the parking lot, a move made, according to one security official, so that Zorn wouldn't be bothered when he departed. Over the next two hours, players and coaches filtered from the facility.
At 4:30 a.m., running backs coach Stump Mitchell left the building and got into his car. Zorn followed at 4:43 a.m., talking on his cell phone as he drove out of the parking lot.

 

[big dog cowboy]

Oh the drama.........

 

[StanleySpadowski]

It's ****** moves like firing someone at 4:00 am that gives Shanahan all the power in the negotiations.

Zorn was the HC because everyone else turned Snyder down, if Snyder doesn't pay Shanahan $50-$60 million, he won't find another sucker who'll work for him.

 

[superpunk]

You don't see enough limericks nowadays.

 

[SkinsHokieFan]

It's ****** moves like firing someone at 4:00 am that gives Shanahan all the power in the negotiations.

Except that didn't happen

And seeing that there is no "cap for coaches" Snyder could pay Shanahan 100 million a year for all I care

 

[brickman]

Except that didn't happen

And seeing that there is no "cap for coaches" Snyder could pay Shanahan 100 million a year for all I care

I sincerely hope he does that. It would go along with all the other fine decisions he has made. You have a lot of $$ Danny, but not many "W"'s.

 

[newlander]

HE'll probably have to pay him that much to come and coach up those losers. Speaking of which: why are you on our board? Get a life Bro.....

 

[SkinsHokieFan]

HE'll probably have to pay him that much to come and coach up those losers. Speaking of which: why are you on our board? Get a life Bro.....

Seeing this is a thread talking about the Commanders, I like to bring some truth