Twitter: Details from Lewis's court appearance

[Silver Surfer]

It was an assault pillow.... and they need to be banned. If we can save just one person by banning them, it will be worth the struggle.

 

[Trouty]

If you see something you consider suspect, please use the Report feature. It's under every post, and I can assure you, we take the reports seriously.

Though, I don't think there's anything inherently racist in saying you're more likely to get into trouble at a hip hop club than a jazz club. It's a generalization, sure, and maybe not an accurate one, but it's not inherently racist.

Jazz clubs in LA are no joke!! Bring your (trom)bone, or else!!!

 

[65fastback2plus2]

It was an assault pillow.... and they need to be banned. If we can save just one person by banning them, it will be worth the struggle.

Not the 30 quill goose down assault pillow! Say it ain't so!

 

[Bullflop]

Wow wasn't assault with deadly weapon?

It's technically called assault with a fluffy pillow, likely one of very high caliber at that. And hey, he never should've left the lights on, right?

 

[Silver Surfer]

I'm a proud member of the NPA and support your right to carry........on..... and on and on......

 

[manster4ever]

THOSE AREN"T PILLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Silver Surfer]

Not the 30 quill goose down assault pillow! Say it ain't so!

They need to be limited to 15 quills or less. Who needs more than 15 quills? Its not what the founders intended.

 

[links18]

I once saw a DV charge based on a spit ball. Not joking.

 

[Silver Surfer]

THOSE AREN"T PILLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I miss the Candy-man.

 

[Trouty]

Not the 30 quill goose down assault pillow! Say it ain't so!

It's technically called assault with a fluffy pillow, probably one of very high caliber at that. And hey, he never should have left the lights on, right?

They need to be limited to 15 quills or less. Who needs more than 15 quills? Its not what the founders intended.

 

[Melonfeud]

I'm a proud member of the NPA and support your right to carry........on..... and on and on......

I'd love to see the hat they send you in appreciation of your annual membership dues,,,(your post is hilarious)

 

[Silver Surfer]

I'd love to see the hat they send you in appreciation of your annual membership dues,,,(your post is hilarious)

Sure, here it is:

 

[Irvin88_4life]

It's technically called assault with a fluffy pillow, likely one of very high caliber at that. And hey, he never should've left the lights on, right?

Seriously what was he thinking

 

[Nightman]

I think dragging her across the floor and forcefully putting his hands around her neck would be more than a pillow fight. I'm not saying it is domestic violence, but I don't want to downplay the possibility that it is either.

She displayed no visible injuries to the police...... not even DNA from the drool on the pillow

 

[Melonfeud]

Sure, here it is:

Wow! That's a side splitting HOWLER!!!
actually looks like an indoor playhouse for a pet squirrel or maybe even a raccoon,,, ( I had a pet raccoon as a kid,those guys in the oilfield would get her drunk on beer after work out in the shop,,,after it chewed up the cork handle on dads new $60-80 bass fishing pole,,, she turned up missing,,,,hey DAD! you seen Suzie around anywhere? ,,I can't find her and I'm worried,,,,
She's alright son! prolly found herself a boyfriend,,, it's nature's way,,,)

I was quite the little nimrod, would stash whole frozen squirrels in the corner of the big chest deep freeze to use on my trap line ( about gave mother a frickin' coronary when she found them digging out a rump roast,,, got a major talking to over that,, so I used one to lure out coyote pups from den,wrapped bailing wire around it and stuffed it down the hole,when I'd 'feel' them chewing on it,I'd pull it out more,and more till one was out in the open and I snagged it,,looked like German Shepherd pups),,,even had a pet deer too!!!,,,no ****.

 

[Silver Surfer]

Seriously what was he thinking

You talking about Lewis or the the guy that looks like a used Q-Tip?

 

[Alexander]

I sure hope the youngsters don't get wind of how you can assault people with pillows.

Things might get like, well, I don't know.

My daughter's slumber party last weekend?

 

[Melonfeud]

The pet opossum was NOT a family hit! Mom and my sisters hated it,I fed it raw hamburger as that's about all I could get it to eat and it kinda really hated things and would hiss/ bite,,, I remember it would drool grotesquely while chowing down on raw hamburger though.

 

[Kaiser]

It was an assault pillow.... and they need to be banned. If we can save just one person by banning them, it will be worth the struggle.

I read the original post and pictured the lawyer from The Simpsons saying "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, who among you isn't thinking of hitting her with a pillow right now??"

 

[NorthwestDallas40]

were the pillows shoplifted?........then we got problems

One of them contained Lucky Whitehead's dog