You really should have posted what really happened:
T.O. Watch: Malingering continues
[SIZE=-1]12:47 AM CDT on Tuesday, August 15, 2006
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[SIZE=-1]By JEAN-JACQUES TAYLOR / The Dallas Morning News[/SIZE]
Terrell Owens continues to show his cancerous nature. After getting into a shouting match with head coach Bill Parcells in which he insulted his mother, he was maced, forcibly subdued and forced to do exercises, including light running with resistance bands with assistant trainer Britt Brown, who kept a steady barrage of whips on the mercurial wide receiver for the duration of the exercize. After practice, assistant coach Todd Haley got into the act after suffering a verbal tirade from Owens. Cooler heads prevailed however and after promising Owens an eight figure bonus to just "play catch", he threw Owens and rookie Sam Hurd passes for about 10 minutes. Following this session, Owens continued the young Hurd's demonic education for another 20 minutes.