Even if Zeke reports today he's not playing till game 2 or 3?

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  1. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Why? It would take 4 weeks to get into shape. So he won't snap something.
    Because his hamstrings, ligaments, tendons and muscle and fat have not lifted anything heavier than a Mexican beauty since .... realisticaly his lackluster game against the Rams!

    I want to see Tony Pollard running for 150 yards in game 1!
    Zeke, on the sidelines looking on, and regretting his hold out. Oh, drama! O, Death!

    Will you be happy to see a great Pollard emerge?
    If not shake your head.
    OK
     
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  2. Melonfeud

    Melonfeud I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe. Zone Supporter

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    Dude might be powering thru wind sprints on the beach with a jiggly squishy boobed senorita rachet strapped unto his chest trying to disrupt his footballish Feudian form of personal training,,, cuz' ya never know,,,er,,,ya know?o_O
     
  3. Streetwise

    Streetwise Well-Known Member

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    150? Let's be real.
    Pollard has never done that, ever. Actually, he had 1 single game in 3 seasons over 100 yards.
    Elliott not only had 22 100+ games in college, he had 8 games with over 150.

    And there's the NFL level.
     
  4. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    He be not thinking of Fball, dawg.
     
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  5. Cowboys1fan

    Cowboys1fan Well-Known Member

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    Zeke could sign the day of our first game and he’s starting and playing the whole game. Get out your fairy tale
     
  6. Altestic

    Altestic Well-Known Member

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    Realistically some of those Mexican "beauties" are 400 pounds, so...
     
  7. Irvin88_4life

    Irvin88_4life Well-Known Member

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    Pollard wasn't the main back and you need more than 8 carried to get over 150 yards. Being a featured back in a run first team would make that possible.
     
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  8. Irvin88_4life

    Irvin88_4life Well-Known Member

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    And he would have another 8 yard game like against Denver.....
     
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  9. robjay04

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    There is a reason why not many teams don’t feature a running back...it’s not as easy as it seems.

    It takes a true specimen to touch the ball up to 30 times a game and still have enough in the tank to close a game in the 4th quarter. Some backs are better suited just receiving 8 carries a game..see Marion Barber.

    So you’re going to use one game from over a season ago when the whole offense struggled in the thin air?

    Pretty sure the OP could come back with 20 games where Zeke proved his worth.
     
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  10. robjay04

    robjay04 Well-Known Member

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    Zeke breaths football.

    It’s not easy to be a workhorse back in this league. Nobody has any doubt he’s going to come back to the team ready.

    As far as being in game shape? I’m pretty sure his last preseason game was also Tony Romo’s last preseason game.
     
  11. Irvin88_4life

    Irvin88_4life Well-Known Member

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    Not more worth than a franchise QB.

    I do agree bell cow backs getting 30 carries a game isn't easy to find. That being said I see no reason Pollard can't get 20 carries a game.
     
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  12. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    You mean the good lad has been feverishly working out?
     
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  13. Tangle_Foot

    Tangle_Foot Well-Known Member

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    He gets here when he gets here if he gets here. As a fan I cheer the made plays and anguish over the ones that were missed. If a player isn't here due to injury or hold out there is little else for me to do than turn my attention to the ones who are here.

    Go Cowboys:flagwave:
     
  14. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Rather, naïve bloke.
    Signing and being ready to play are two different things.

    Do you know much about American football?
    Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
     
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  15. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    You don't get out much, huh, gringo?
     
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  16. Streetwise

    Streetwise Well-Known Member

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    A whole lot of maybe.
     
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  17. stilltheguru

    stilltheguru Well-Known Member

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    Putting unfair pressure on Pollard
     
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  18. GimmeTheBall!

    GimmeTheBall! Junior College Transfer

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    Can't we, ... can't we wish upon a star?:oops:
     
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  19. big dog cowboy

    big dog cowboy THE BIG DOG Staff Member

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    Last time Zeke went to Cabo he came back in the best shape of his Cowboy career.
     
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  20. Altestic

    Altestic Well-Known Member

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    I'm a gringo
    Let's play bingo
    Taquitoooooooooo-oh-ohs


    but seriously, Mexico is the fattest country on the globe as per real statistics
     
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