Four Commanders fans walk into a bar...

[Sonny#9]

Riiiggghhhtttt....!

Best of luck on the season...

 

[Rampage]

Best of luck on the season...

you too. bet you can't wait for "DALLAS WEEK!":laugh2:

 

[dallasfaniac]

Yes b/c I work and McDonald's making minimum wage and can afford a laptop to sit at a table on the internet...

Yet more proof that the 'Computer in every locker' program is producing results. You're washing lettuce right now, but soon you'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, you'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

 

[Hostile]

I mean if membership on an opposing team is a measure of "obsession" or "jealousy"...then CLEARLY Cowboys fans are more obsessed

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Sonny#9]

Yet more proof that the 'Computer in every locker' program is producing results. You're washing lettuce right now, but soon you'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, you'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

Son, I am just going to say this once, if you want to continue working here, stay off the drugs...

 

[superpunk]

Yet more proof that the 'Computer in every locker' program is producing results. You're washing lettuce right now, but soon you'll be on fries; then the grill. In a year or two, you'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

lol...win. +10 internets, good sir. I think this is the first adequate burn in the whole thread.

 

[sonnyboy]

Well, you clearly don't lack for pride...or is it arrogance...whatever it is, it reeks of insecurity...

Best of luck this year...

Have you lost your facking mind. Insecurity? Dude your 2nd rate franchise has an all-time winning percentage of .391 against its #1 rival.

Just think about that for a second. Your half a team FAILS to win even 4 times in 10 games against its most bitter rival.

And It's not like this is a short term trend. We have owned you long term 56-36-2 over 48 friggen seasons.

I can't even imagine being a 50 some year old Commander fan. They must hate us a whole bunch!:laugh2:

 

[Sonny#9]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Not at all

best...rivalry...ever!!

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Have you lost your facking mind. Insecurity? Dude your 2nd rate franchise has an all-time winning percentage of .391 against its #1 rival.

Just think about that for a second. Your half a team FAILS to win even 4 times in 10 games against its most bitter rival.

And It's not like this is a short term trend. We have owned you long term 56-36-2 over 48 friggen seasons.

I can't even imagine being a 50 some year old Commander fan. They must hate us a whole bunch!:laugh2:

Ouch... thats gonna leave a mark.

Just think you forgot to mention the 15 or 16 game winning streak we had against them a few years back

Probably save that Skins fans life by leaving it out.... (oh wait, I just posted it) :laugh2:

 

[Signals]

Dear Commanders Fan

I would like to take this opportunity to draw your attention to the mistletoe which is hanging from the back of my belt. Thank you for your attention.

Sincerely,

StarKist

:moonbart: :dissskin:

 

[1fisher]

I mean if membership on an opposing team is a measure of "obsession" or "jealousy"...then CLEARLY Cowboys fans are more obsessed

It's more like comic relief! Need a good laugh? Go read a few threads at ES... you'll be bustin' a gut laughing!

:laugh2:

 

[Hostile]

It's more like comic relief! Need a good laugh? Go read a few threads at ES... you'll be bustin' a gut laughing!

:laugh2:

Apparently amusement is obsession and jealousy.

 

[Sonny#9]

And It's not like this is a short term trend. We have owned you long term 56-36-2 over 48 friggen seasons.

Yep...and how many of those meaningless wins when both teams were 5-11 would you trade for either of those GLORIOUS NFC Championship Games?

 

[Hostile]

Yep...and how many of those meaningless wins when both teams were 5-11 would you trade for either of those GLORIOUS NFC Championship Games?

Personally, none.

I find it friggin' hilarious that we were 5-1 against you in the Campo years. Campo was Daddy.

:laugh2:

 

[Sonny#9]

Personally, none.

I find it friggin' hilarious that we were 5-1 against you in the Campo years. Campo was Daddy.

:laugh2:

Compared to Spurrier...he was..."5-11...not very good" God I hate him...I will always root for Florida and South Carolina to lose. Simply b/c they are so closely related to Spurrier...

(And I don't buy that for a second!)

 

[Hostile]

Compared to Spurrier...he was..."5-11...not very good" God I hate him...I will always root for Florida and South Carolina to lose. Simply b/c they are so closely related to Spurrier...

(And I don't buy that for a second!)

Up to you. I don't care one way or the other.

 

[sonnyboy]

Yep...and how many of those meaningless wins when both teams were 5-11 would you trade for either of those GLORIOUS NFC Championship Games?

I wouldn't. The Racialslurs were better than the Cowboys in those two seasons. It's unfortunately that the only two times we met in the post season, the Racialslurs were better.

That brings up a good point. I wonder just how many times in the last 48 seasons the Racialslurs have been better than the Dallas Cowboys.

Without looking I'll guess they've been better 16 times. I'll give us a 2-1 edge in 48 seasons.

Anyone care to do the homework?

 

[Sonny#9]

I wouldn't.

Didn't think so...best of luck this season...

 

[sonnyboy]

I wasn't too far off, we finished higher in the standings 28 to 20.

 

[DallasFanSince86]

There are some great jokes, in this thread.

Including the Commander troll.