Four Commanders fans walk into a bar...

[Sonny#9]

For your 20th year from winning the last *SB* I will make you one.... 2-3 more years right lmao :laugh2:

4 more years...And we're going WIN IT ALL THIS YEAR WHOOO WHEEE!
(Actually every time the Giants have won the Super Bowl...the Skins have won the next one...I'm not sayin' I'm just sayin')

What do Romo's handicap and playoff wins have in common? They're both 0!

So Pacman has Irvin assinged to him to watch him and make sure he doesn't do anything stupid. And he is in the same huddle as Tank Johnson.
Isn't it a violation of Pacman's probation to associate with known felons?

I heard Jerry Jones had to be rushed to the hospital after falling asleep on the beach over the weekend. A paparazzi snapped this photo:

 

[5Stars]

That's funny. Good one. Wasn't one of those years the time that the Commanders Scabs (replacement players for you youngin's) beat most of the Dallas starters that crossed the picket line, including Danny White and Tony Dorsett?

I couldn't agree more.

I spend my day checking out my team at Cowboyszone.com

They spend their day checking out my team at Cowboyszone.com



the proof is in the pudding.

Case closed...! Same lame crap. Yeah, you won a plastic Lombardi. How embarassing it must be to have that pigeon feather in your little Washington Racial Slurs cap. How embarassing....

Perfect...


:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

 

[Sonny#9]

Same lame crap.

Yeah, and yours is original...
(At least I come up with my own crap!)

 

[Sonny#9]

I spend my day checking out my team at Cowboyszone.com

They spend their day checking out my team at Cowboyszone.com



the proof is in the pudding.

Yet there are far more Cowboys fans at ES then Skins fans here...interesting...the proof IS in the pudding

 

[5Stars]

Yeah, and yours is original...
(At least I come up with my own crap!)

I thought you had to go back to work? What happened? The French fry machine break down?

That's funny. Good one. Wasn't one of those years the time that the Commanders Scabs (replacement players for you youngin's) beat most of the Dallas starters that crossed the picket line, including Danny White and Tony Dorsett?


Yeah, real orginal...duffus!


:laugh2: (fish in a barrel)....

 

[5Stars]

Yet there are far more Cowboys fans at ES then Skins fans here...interesting...the proof IS in the pudding

That only proves that there are MANY MORE Cowboy fans then Racial Slur fans...

Next?


:laugh2:

 

[Sonny#9]

I don't know? I just need some one-liners to get their blood pressure up! Because I really don't know enough beyond "5 Superbowls" and "Jason Campbell is Quincy Carter" and I need someone to help fight my battles for me!

There...that's more like it!

 

[dallasfaniac]

Commander WRs are like the moon landing. The touchdown had to be faked because they haven't duplicated it since.

 

[Sonny#9]

I thought you had to go back to work? What happened? The French fry machine break down?

Yes, b/c I clearly I work at McDonald's...with internet access...good one. Funny. Did you ask for help with one too?

That's funny. Good one. Wasn't one of those years the time that the Commanders Scabs (replacement players for you youngin's) beat most of the Dallas starters that crossed the picket line, including Danny White and Tony Dorsett?


Yeah, real orginal...duffus!


:laugh2: (fish in a barrel)....

Oh that was witty. Duffus. Good one. So...that didn't happen in 1987 when the Commanders won the Super Bowl...they didn't beat most the Cowboy regulars? Huh...

I can see why you need the help if that's all you can bring...

 

[Hostile]

Yet there are far more Cowboys fans at ES then Skins fans here...interesting...the proof IS in the pudding

Proof of what? That Skins fans can't hang with the big dogs?

That there are more Cowboys fans than Commanders fans?

 

[5Stars]

Yes, b/c I clearly I work at McDonald's...with internet access...good one. Funny. Did you ask for help with one too?




Oh that was witty. Duffus. Good one. So...that didn't happen in 1987 when the Commanders won the Super Bowl...they didn't beat most the Cowboy regulars? Huh...

I can see why you need the help if that's all you can bring...

:lombardi:

Read em and weep...your Racial Slurs will always live in the shadow of America's Team, The Dallas Cowboys. Always have, and always will...

You deserve it....


:laugh2:

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

I thought you had to go back to work? What happened? The French fry machine break down?

Is this the same dude that was caught on video taking a bath in the Burger King sink??

lmao

 

[5Stars]

Is this the same dude that was caught on video taking a bath in the Burger King sink??

lmao

I doubt it...RedStink fans don't take baths, they come here to get peed on! That's their daily hygiene...


:laugh2:

 

[Sonny#9]

:lombardi:

Read em and weep...your Racial Slurs will always live in the shadow of America's Team, The Dallas Cowboys. Always have, and always will...

You deserve it....


:laugh2:

And this is original? :laugh2:

 

[Sonny#9]

That there are more Cowboys fans than Commanders fans?

I mean if membership on an opposing team is a measure of "obsession" or "jealousy"...then CLEARLY Cowboys fans are more obsessed

 

[5Stars]

And this is original? :laugh2:

Pure original, all five of them! None of those Lombardi's are made of plastic like the two of your Racial Slurs team's.

Yes, pure original...

Don't make yourself look any more foolish than you already have. Well, never mind...I understand that is normal for a Commander fan that is so full if envy, so full of wanting, so full of wishing the Commanders could be half as popular as the Dallas Cowboys. Hell, the Cowboys beat the Commanders way back when BEFORE they even stepped on a football field! Remember...the fight song? :laugh2: You poor clowns were beat down from the get go! So, go listen to your little High School Marching Band and wallow in the pity of being a Racial Slur fan...like I said...you deserve every bit of it.

It burns you up, huh?

 

[Sonny#9]

Pure original, all five of them! None of those Lombardi's are made of plastic like the two of your Racial Slurs team's.

Yes, pure original...

Don't make yourself look any more foolish than you already have. Well, never mind...I understand that is normal for a Commander fan that is so full if envy, so full of wanting, so full of wishing the Commanders could be half as popular as the Dallas Cowboys. Hell, the Cowboys beat the Commanders way back when BEFORE they even stepped on a football field! Remember...the fight song? :laugh2: You poor clowns were beat down from the get go! So, go listen to your little High School Marching Band and wallow in the pity of being a Racial Slur fan...like I said...you deserve every bit of it.

Well, you clearly don't lack for pride...or is it arrogance...whatever it is, it reeks of insecurity...

Best of luck this year...

 

[Velvet Jones]

I mean if membership on an opposing team is a measure of "obsession" or "jealousy"...then CLEARLY Cowboys fans are more obsessed

Says the man trolling the cowboys site

And all McDonalds have WiFi these days, Sonny.. I'm just sayin'

 

[Sonny#9]

Says the man trolling the cowboys site

I am keeping to the thread topic...talkin' **** All in good fun...

And all McDonalds have WiFi these days, Sonny.. I'm just sayin'

Yes b/c I work and McDonald's making minimum wage and can afford a laptop to sit at a table on the internet...

(Actually I wouldn't know -- haven't been in a McDonald's in years, their food makes me sick...)

 

[5Stars]

Well, you clearly don't lack for pride...or is it arrogance...whatever it is, it reeks of insecurity...

Best of luck this year...

Riiiggghhhtttt....!


:laugh2:


Bye, bye, Sonnygirl...I'm out for now. Got to go take care of some ignorant Racial Slur fans now...send them back to that dump they came from! THEY deserve it...


Count em...