FWST: Michael Hungry For More Work - Will Get It

[skinsscalper]

Okay, Michael is stupid.

Did he get caught shoplifting underwear?

Did the police pay him a visit for a domestic disturbance only to find some weed?

Did he shoot his mouth off, criticizing the efforts of the league's leading RB last season only to fall flat on his face when given a similar opportunity?

In case you haven't noticed, playing time at the RB position isn't determined by their cerebral attributes.

You might give the coaches just a little credit. I'm pretty sure he's in the lineup during the plays he has been practicing and is familiar with. My guess is that is why his time up to this point has been limited. Jason Garret stresses preparation.

You're right. He IS lining up in the plays that he's familiar with. Two dives up the middle. 5 weeks with the team and that's all they can trust him with, so far. Sounds like a firm grip on the offense, to me.

And the rest of your post has exactly what to do with anything? If you're trying to paint me as some kind of Joseph Randle fan then you're failing miserably.

Not hopping on the Christine Michael train and being a Joseph Randle fan are two completely and mutually exclusive things. Equating one to the other and posting it as such is just publicly demonstrating your lack of aptitude for comprehension. You're fitting in nicely around here.

 

[Nightman]

Just keep yourself steeped in ignorance. It's bliss, I hear.

Yell upstairs and ask your mom

 

[skinsscalper]

So if Cmike is as stupid as you claim why is a tutoring the guy we just picked up? I mean if can't grasp seattles playbook how can he grasp ours in a few weeks? I'm trying to understand this logic. Sounds like he understands our playbook just fine.

Oh, I'm sure he does.

Just waiting to unleash our secret weapon.

 

[skinsscalper]

Yell upstairs and ask your mom

Mom jokes: The point when the opposite side of the table concedes that they're just too stupid for this conversation. Again, congrats.

 

[Nightman]

Okay, Michael is stupid.

Did he get caught shoplifting underwear?

Did the police pay him a visit for a domestic disturbance only to find some weed?

Did he shoot his mouth off, criticizing the efforts of the league's leading RB last season only to fall flat on his face when given a similar opportunity?

In case you haven't noticed, playing time at the RB position isn't determined by their cerebral attributes.

You might give the coaches just a little credit. I'm pretty sure he's in the lineup during the plays he has been practicing and is familiar with. My guess is that is why his time up to this point has been limited. Jason Garret stresses preparation.

He also did exactly what his coaches told him not to do by jumping the pile and even has Michael Irvin saying he isn't hitting the holes right.

But he is 'Football Smart' enough to be handed the offense.

No chance the FO who went all in on Randle and McFadden could be slow to abandon ship.

 

[Bleu Star]

You're right. He IS lining up in the plays that he's familiar with. Two dives up the middle. 5 weeks with the team and that's all they can trust him with, so far. Sounds like a firm grip on the offense, to me.

And the rest of your post has exactly what to do with anything? If you're trying to paint me as some kind of Joseph Randle fan then you're failing miserably.

Not hopping on the Christine Michael train and being a Joseph Randle fan are two completely and mutually exclusive things. Equating one to the other and posting it as such is just publicly demonstrating your lack of aptitude for comprehension. You're fitting in nicely around here.

I would be very interested in your take on Michael Irvin's thoughts right here.

 

[Nightman]

Mom jokes: The point when the opposite side of the table concedes that they're just too stupid for this conversation. Again, congrats.

No, the joke was about you.

 

[skinsscalper]

I would be very interested in your take on Michael Irvin's thoughts right here.

Again, equating someone as a Joseph Randle fan because they aren't all in on Christine Michael is an exercise in stupid. Nice try, though.

As far as Irvin's comments, I agree 100%.

But just ask bkight13, RB is a "point and go" position. Basically implying that just about anyone can do it. Yet another nugget of stupid.

 

[skinsscalper]

No, the joke was about you.

Dude bring crayons next time. Your stupidity will so much less alarming.

 

[Nightman]

Dude bring crayons next time. Your stupidity will so much less alarming.

You calling someone stupid. How rare. What has it been, a whole 20 minutes?

You midas whale just make it your signature.

 

[Bleu Star]

Again, equating someone as a Joseph Randle fan because they aren't all in on Christine Michael is an exercise in stupid. Nice try, though.

As far as Irvin's comments, I agree 100%.

But just ask bkight13, RB is a "point and go" position. Basically implying that just about anyone can do it. Yet another nugget of stupid.

Lol. Whatever dude. Your points are so off base. Irvin said so.

 

[skinsscalper]

You calling someone stupid. How rare. What has it been, a whole 20 minutes?

You midas whale just make it your signature.

5 to be exact.

 

[skinsscalper]

Lol. Whatever dude. Your points are so off base. Irvin said so.

Exactly what points are so off-base that "Michael said so"? I'll wait.

 

[Bleu Star]

Exactly what points are so off-base that "Michael said so"? I'll wait.

I'll wait too until you admit you're a closet Randle apologist.

 

[skinsscalper]

I'll wait too until you admit you're a closet Randle apologist.

LOL. O.K. genius. Don't hold your breath. I wanted rid of that idiot when he threw Dez under the bus last year but keep on keepin on. You're batting 1.000.

I wasn't a fan of paying Demarco what Philly paid him. I won't hide from that for a minute. I had hoped for better from the RB group that we had. It is just about what I expected it would be against all hope, unfortunately. It is what it is.

I'm still waiting for those off-base points that Michael pointed out though. Can you muster up enough for that, at least? Or no?

 

[CowboyStar88]

Oh, I'm sure he does.

Just waiting to unleash our secret weapon.

That really clears it up

 

[StarBoyz83]

Sure hope he get a lot of carries. He's easily the most physical ruuner. Dallas needs this with the way this oline has been run blocking this season. .

 

[plasticman]

You're right. He IS lining up in the plays that he's familiar with. Two dives up the middle. 5 weeks with the team and that's all they can trust him with, so far. Sounds like a firm grip on the offense, to me.

And the rest of your post has exactly what to do with anything? If you're trying to paint me as some kind of Joseph Randle fan then you're failing miserably.

Not hopping on the Christine Michael train and being a Joseph Randle fan are two completely and mutually exclusive things. Equating one to the other and posting it as such is just publicly demonstrating your lack of aptitude for comprehension. You're fitting in nicely around here.

Lol, my comprehension?

Where did I say you were a Randle fan? My point was exactly what I said it was, if Michael is that stupid then how does he compare to Randle, implying that a high level of intelligence is obviously not required and not really an attribute that is valued, so who cares if he isn't as smart as you would love to think that you are?

I mean really? We ignorant masses lack the comprehension to appreciate the depth of your genius? No, I think most of us understand exactly how smart you really are.

 

[JoeKing]

Has anyone heard RB Rod Smith talk? He slips in a quick,"see what Im sayn" into every other sentence... I think without realizing it. For me its very distracting, makes him hard to listen to. What this says about his intelligence or ability to do his job, I dont know.

http://www.dallascowboys.com/video/2015/10/15/rod-smith-coming-dallas-learning-system

 

[Knotamus]

He hasn't beat out Randle because Randle represents the poster child for assuming the front office was right in giving Demarco the cold shoulder. Randle will be given every opportunity (& then some) to clean that meaty bone. But we won't go there.

lol, so let me get this straight.. So you think Randle is only starting because JJ & the FO are stubborn and trying to make a point to who? The fans? The media? Themselves? That's moronic thinking to suggest that when everything they've done so far this year suggest otherwise... Trading for Cassel, Michaels, picking another RB and DT off practice squads, working out even more FA RBs, and switching out our LG for a rookie.. Yet the FO is sticking to there guns bc of the decision not to overpay Murray? And let's not get it wrong bc this has been talked ab WAY too much by you.. Murrays production dosent constitute $8.5 a year and $21 guaranteed! Sounds to me like someone's grasping for straws and wants to blame JJ for the teams failures just like the media... Stop listening to BSPN! If you haven't noticed, our true MVP (Romo) has been out including his right hand man and Probowl WR Dez. Weeden and the rest of the WRs are a huge drop of from those two. This ultimately is why our RBs are finding it difficult to run. Just go ask you fav how he likes it in Philly.. When Bradford is on, Murray has room to run, when Bradford is sucking wind.. Murray is getting negative yards.. Funny how the TEAM works. JJ & Co. have done a great job. It's hard to account for injuries and still be successful, that's proven around the league. The better teams tend to be the healthiest. And btw.. I've never understood the fans that hate the owner and blame him for everything, yet they're still fans.