Garretts post game locker room speech

[Hardline]

Ill watch Garrett's farewell speech once it's posted.
Not watching a second of this speech. I've heard it before.It's the same as his other carbon copy speeches.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Makes me wanna run through 2 inch drywall

 

[Brooksey]

I noticed there was a little more energy in the Sean McVay Locker room

 

[bark]

Makes me wanna run through 2 inch drywall

Reminds me of those clips of the peewee football teams wiping out trying to run through the banner before the game

 

[CalPolyTechnique]

I really don't want to hear Garrett any more, can someone summarize if it was good or not?

“We played hard and the right way; it’s always hard to play right but not hard if you’re playing right [then 10-12 minutes of mindless clapping and staring into everyone’s eyes awkwardly].” — Jason Garrett’s post game speech

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

it ain't as cut and dries as you make it sound. this team is on a upward climb

Why? Because we beat a bad Commander team?

 

[Pants]

rinse, repeat

Same speech as after games following weeks 1,3,6,7,8

rinse, repeat

I think I heard marinelli say, is that the same talk we have heard before (nods approval); I could have written that speech before they even got off the field....nothing new to see here...

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[Rockport]

Ill watch Garrett's farewell speech once it's posted.
Not watching a second of this speech. I've heard it before.It's the same as his other carbon copy speeches.

No not really.

 

[BigD5]

Some of y’all deserve Jason Garrett as your coach. I, on the other hand, am tired of being embarrassed to be a fan.

Sick of all these embarrassing things happening to my team that has never EVER happened to us before Jason Garrett became the coach. I’m tired of being a laughing stock of the league and all other fans

 

[canters]

Ill watch Garrett's farewell speech once it's posted.
Not watching a second of this speech. I've heard it before.It's the same as his other carbon copy speeches.

“I am @#$& proud of this group, team, or circle”
“Group effort from all phases of the team”
“You should be proud of yourself”
“Tie your tie and little tighter”
“Take a look at yourself in the mirror”
“We got a few things to tighten up”


I am glad to hear that others have recognized his speeches are a little canned and stale.

 

[big dog cowboy]

We as fans are tired of speeches and want results. Results are all that matters at this point.

At this point?

That's always been the case.

 

[JackOfNoTrades]

I feel like I’ve heard that same speech a million times by him.

speech version 8.12.11.0091, he apparently experienced a software upgrade to incorporate human elements such as the appearance of breathing, blinking, etc

 

[waving monkey]

Why? Because we beat a bad Commander team?

the last three years

 

[Toruk_Makto]

How about the speech after he froze his own kicker? Got footage of that?

Kickers get more accurate after being "iced."

 

[Toruk_Makto]

How'd did this thread become a repository for obscure negative stats nobody actually tracks much less cares about?

All those win or go home games!

 

[visionary]

More cliches and clapping from the clapper

 

[visionary]

Subject to hyperbole are you?

Like what? Mind you, I also think it’s his time to go (though I’m 60/40 on it) but that’s a ballsy statement. What are “some of the worst things to happen in Dallas Cowboys history” that happened on his watch, exactly?

Not our job to spoon feed you
Pay attention if you're a fan

 

[Sydla]

Why? Because we beat a bad Commander team?

Of course the trend is up!

I mean when you win a game against a flawed Skins team after getting your brains beat the hell in for 3 straight weeks, any win is an upward trend.

The bar is low for some of these guys.

 

[Sydla]

At this point?

That's always been the case.

It actually hasn't been. There are posters here that defend the lack of results by saying things like "he's built a good roster", "players like him", "team doesn't quit on him".

Those things seemingly override the fact he's got one playoff win in 7 seasons as head coach, for example.

 

[Sydla]

the last three years

The last three years?

12-4 in 2014
4-12 in 2015
13-3 in 2016

Then throw in 6-6 in 2017.

I don't know how you define upward trend, but to me, if you graph that, it's certainly not going to show an upward trend........it's going to show massive inconsistency, the hallmark of Jason Garrett led teams.