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summerisfunner said:
what happens when someone stages a coup d'etat? do they eat the head cookie or just discard him?

I can't believe you have to even ask.

Cookies are damn good. *scoff*
 

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superpunk said:
It's a joke about the hogettes. Try not taking it so literally.

This isn't "rocket surgery." ;)

....or rocket science.
....or brain surgery.
....or quantum physics.
....or...I know, the rocket surgery was a joke...
 

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Funxva said:
I can't believe you have to even ask.

Cookies are damn good. *scoff*

depends on how long he was in charge, cookies tend to get stale after awhile *jeers*
 

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summerisfunner said:
he's running w/ the Commander fans are morons statement

That's a given. IQ wise, yes.. But I mean football IQ wise. Le sigh.
 

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summerisfunner said:
what happens when someone stages a coup d'etat? do they eat the head cookie or just discard him?

It never gets that far.

The cookie declares martial law. His chocolate chips enforce it. There's very little risk of a coup d'cookie.

But assassinations, as many Dallas natives can point out, are fatal. That's often why they travel in their packages while parading about.
 

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summerisfunner said:
good post, but why do you guys keep on acting like Gibbs is the only coach who doesn't reveal much in TC? BP is probably the most secretive coach in the NFL, he gags his assistant coaches for christsakes

Never said he was the only one who is secretive. I am sure that any team that holds a public training camp most likely cuts down to essentially drills during the public session, and then focuses on plays in the private session. Nobody coach wants their plans for an upcoming season exposed. For anyone who is interested, there is a place called Kirkpatricks which is fun for hanging out in the evenings. Old Dominion is closer, but KP's is only about a mile away, and is probably a better place to hang out. Let us know when you plan to come, maybe we can emply a night where we can have a friendly banter over a couple beers.
 

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Vintage said:
It never gets that far.

The cookie declares martial law. His chocolate chips enforce it. There's very little risk of a coup d'cookie.

what if an outside nation such as CHipahoya parachute in chocolate-chip warriors?
 

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summerisfunner said:
depends on how long he was in charge, cookies tend to get stale after awhile *jeers*

Hey now. What are you trying to say? You dont' believe in the existance of the cookie? Because even a stale cookie is better than no cookie..

JUST LIKE ANY FOOTBALL IS BETTER THAN NO FOOTBALL


And he manages to tie it all in nicely, Ladies and Gents and SkinsFans
 

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Vintage said:
....or rocket science.
....or brain surgery.
....or quantum physics.
....or...I know, the rocket surgery was a joke...

I would not go anywhere near a used car dealership today - if I were you.:mad:
 

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superpunk said:
I would not go anywhere near a used car dealership today - if I were you.:mad:

why? cuz you'd scare him away with your cheap suit and bad breath, you used car salesman you
 

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summerisfunner said:
what if an outside nation such as CHipahoya parachute in chocolate-chip warriors?

They have lock on missile chips prepared to shoot down any planes not cleared for fly overs.

Furthermore, there is an underground place (Codenamed: Cupboard) where the cookie and his cabinent hide, in case of an invasion.
 

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xsamhainx_999 said:
Northwest DC, what part of Alexandria do you live in City? or Fairfax Co?

that's funny, since DC has the highest crime-rate of any city in America :laugh1:
 

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xsamhainx_999 said:
Northwest DC, what part of Alexandria do you live in City? or Fairfax Co?

Fairfax County. :)

Curious as to what fanbase you consider yourself as. Skins?
 

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The thought of a stale cookie is proposterous.

Everyone knows, a frozen cookie lasts much longer.

Hence, the cookie sleeps in a freezer to preserve himself.
 

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Vintage said:
They have lock on missile chips prepared to shoot down any planes not cleared for fly overs.

Furthermore, there is an underground place (Codenamed: Cupboard) where the cookie and his cabinent hide, in case of an invasion.

those damn cookies won't give up w/o a fight will they :bang2:

guess we gotta nuke 'em then, there's no way around it
 

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summerisfunner said:
those damn cookies won't give up w/o a fight will they :bang2:

guess we gotta nuke 'em then, there's no way around it

mmm... Microwaved Cookie....
 
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