I thought you knew, I'm a night auditor at a business class hotel in Winchester...
What, did you think I was just the ultimate insomniac?? LOL...
And tonight, the guests have shown up well-oiled... it's rowdy enough that if I didn't know better, I'd swear we had a wedding party in...
I freakin' HATE June weekends... you want to understand that folks in a wedding party have come from all over the country, and haven't seen each other in a long time, so you want to be patient... but you've got your phone ringin' off the hook from other guests on that floor who actually want to sleep, and you can't just ignore them... if you do, Wingate has a 100 per cent satisfaction guarantee, and those upset guests are gonna get their stay comped...
For some reason, that annoys the owner... go figure...
Seriously, the part of the job I hate the most is having to step on people's fun... I like to think of myself as a fun guy...
No, bb, I did not say I'm a fungi... though working the graveyard shift, I might indeed be a mushroom-- they keep me in the dark, and feed me a lot of crap...