It's amazing, but you're worse than Jordan. I didn't respond to his comments because it's useless to try and talk to him.
But to make you look silly for the 122nd time on here I will give you this...
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/inside_game/dr_z/news/1999/10/28/inside_football/
Which brings us back to Mike Martz and the Real West Coast Offense, as practiced with much success in St.Louis and Washington and New England.
"I couldn't have had two better mentors than Ernie and Norv," Martz said the other day. "We talk all the time. Ernie's the guy who really expanded the system, who put a twist on it. He kept finding different ways to get guys the ball, off different formations. But certain basic principles still apply.
"It's such a timing-oriented system. You want to get the ball downfield, yes, but you want to get it out quickly, and the timing portion is critical. There are no shades of gray. You've got to run in and out of your breaks -- boom, like that -- and you've got to be exactly where you're supposed to be."
I congratulated him on the trade that brought in running back
Marshall Faulk, who, in the last two weeks, has supplied a nice change of pace to an offense that was beginning to look one-dimensional in favor of the pass.
"That's another thing that's critical to the system," Martz says. "Power running. You've got to be able to run the ball when you go to a three-wide receiver set, and you've got to run with power. By that I mean behind zone blocking, which is a big departure from the San Francisco system. Theirs was man-blocking, with a lot of cut-blocks and misdirection. Ours is straight power. Not many people realize this, but if we hadn't have gotten Marshall we were prepared to go with another excellent zone-blocking runner,
Robert Holcombe. It takes a certain type, a guy who can run with power, who's good at picking his way through.
Stephen Davis is doing that in Washington now, and that's a big reason why their offense is so good.
Terry Allen 's starting to come around in New England.
"The good thing about zone-block running is that you can keep pounding away. You don't have the negative yardage plays."
I asked him whether he'd ever, in his younger days, talked offensive football with Gillman or Coryell or Zampese, before he joined his staff.
"Gillman?" he said. "Oh no, I was just a kid then and he was a God. I met Coryell a few times but I was too shy to talk football with him. When I was an assistant at Arizona State (1983-91) I used to go over and watch Ernie's system with the Rams, but it was too complicated for me to grasp. I admired it, but I didn't understand it. Believe me, I was very thankful when I got a chance to work with him."
And so are the high-flying Rams, St. Louis variety.
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I hope the Cowboys game against the Eagles on Sunday is as easy as it is to make you look silly again on CZ.