Sayings You Were Raised Around

[ShortRound]

"Bless your heart" and "Who put a wild hair up your ***"

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Cryin aint gonna make the pain go away.
You're getting a little too big for your britches!
When I was a kid....

 

[Cowboys_22]

My house is your house

 

[Tabascocat]

When I was around 16, we went out and caught a bunch of armadilloes and let 'em go in the school. Man, did that school stink on Monday!! Plus we numbered them w/ a marker, except we skipped a number. Man, those janitors were knocking around the closets all day!!!!!

I got a mailbox story that I will detail later involving a teacher

 

[kskboys]

When my Oma(Grandmother in German) would hear someone fert, she'd always say "He didn't pay rent so you had to chase him out!!!"

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

You don't have the sense that God gave a soda cracker.

 

[Cowpolk]

My house is your house

mi casa es su casa In my old neighborhood

 

[Cowboys_22]

Only the good die young

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

So if your friend asked you to jump off of a bridge with him, would you do that too?

"Is there water down there?" (Smack)

 

[Cowpolk]

It's 10 pm do you know where your children are?

 

[GMO415]

***hole of the world
Front and center!
Get it Got it Good
Give me five
Get your *** in here
Am I talking to myself?
Well **** a duck
Fetch my switch, you're catching a beating
Dont make me have to come in there!
God takes care of children and fools...you may be both

Mellinials would have called the cops on my parents.....

 

[Cowpolk]

***hole of the world
Front and center!
Get it Got it Good
Give me five
Get your *** in here
Am I talking to myself?
Well **** a duck
Fetch my switch, you're catching a beating
Dont make me have to come in there!

Mellinials would have called the cops on my parents.....

This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you (whop whop whop)

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

***hole of the world
Front and center!
Get it Got it Good
Give me five
Get your *** in here
Am I talking to myself?
Well **** a duck
Fetch my switch, you're catching a beating
Dont make me have to come in there!
God takes care of children and fools...you may be both

Mellinials would have called the cops on my parents.....

You know anytime you had to fetch your own switch you were in for a real beating.

 

[Bigdog]

Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell who you are
Pay yourself first. Your creditors will be there next month with their hands out.
Smile. It makes people wondering what you are up to.
He who brags has nothing to brag about. Let others do that for you.
Don't read your press clippings because while your reading them someone else is practicing to be better.
If I told you once I have told you a thousand times.
What the hell were you thinking? Forget that because if you were thinking you wouldn't have done it.
The will to win will always beat the skill to win.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

***hole of the world
Front and center!
Get it Got it Good
Give me five
Get your *** in here
Am I talking to myself?
Well **** a duck
Fetch my switch, you're catching a beating
Dont make me have to come in there!
God takes care of children and fools...you may be both

Mellinials would have called the cops on my parents.....

"Don't make me have to pull this car over."

And Mellinials don't even have to call the police if you give them a whoopin now. They just tell everyone on social media and post it and then their friends call the cops . Wimps.

 

[GMO415]

Mell

"Don't make have to pull this car over."

And Mellinials don't even have to call the police if you give them a whoopin now. They just tell everyone on social media and post it and then their friends call the cops cops. Wimps.

Mellinials would have jumped out the window at age 5

 

[Xelda]

The classic: You'd better eat all your food. There are people starving in other countries. Trouble always ensued if I forgot to think instead of speak "Well, they're welcome to what's on my plate".

I'm going to beat you like a red headed step child.

 

[Cowpolk]

You know anytime you had to fetch your own switch you were in for a real beating.

When I was 16 I came up with my own My step dad a pure chunk of garbage that beat my lil brothers and mom often told me to go get him a belt cause he was going to whoop my but I stood up and told him this is going to hurt you much worse than it is going to hurt me And it did I waited years until I was sure I could take him down He moved out that day

 

[Xelda]

Mell

Mellinials would have jumped out the window at age 5

OH dang, that reminds me daddy had an old Lincoln that you could lock the windows on. On our way to see his momma, he cut one of the top ten nastiest farts in the history of farts. He locked the windows and we howled in the back seat. He laughed at us the whole way. By the time we got to his momma's, everyone sort of fell out of the car gasping for fresh air. We had been on the floor board looking for pockets of fresh air. There weren't any, but the stink wasn't as intense down there.

Another saying was "Talk slower, I've got Southern ears."

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

The classic: You'd better eat all your food. There are people starving in other countries. Trouble always ensued if I forgot to think instead of speak "Well, they're welcome to what's on my plate".

Try this one. "You better eat everything on your plate or you have to go to bed early and no TV.."

(Feeds food to the dog under the table when nobody is looking)