Senior Bowl Chatter....

A lot of doom and gloomers in here trying to relieve themselves in our fan flakes.

They can't stand the fact that its all falling into place. That our 4-12 year has led us to this uber prospect. A guy who will lead this team to new heights and thoroughly embarrass Roger Staubach in the process. Which, let's be honest, is the real fear here.

Carson. Censored. Wentz.

Deal with it. And somebody help Romo start packing.

Danny White will pack Romo's bags and Troy Aikman will polish Wentz' balls.

Roger will not be Wentz' teammate due to off the field concerns...lol.
 
Romo is the one you shack up with for awhile and make a few movies. Wentz is the one you marry.

4/28/16. A date which will live in Cowboys infamy.

I tried to contain myself until after the Melsy but I just can't. This guy is all kinds of awesome and if you're not excited you are dead inside.
 
Practice clips on NFLN right now.

It irks me that Mike Mayock is popularizing "bubble butt" and "phone booth" descriptions like he invented them.

Joel Buchsbaum coined all of the terms a long time ago.
 
Romo is the one you shack up with for awhile and make a few movies. Wentz is the one you marry.

4/28/16. A date which will live in Cowboys infamy.

I tried to contain myself until after the Melsy but I just can't. This guy is all kinds of awesome and if you're not excited you are dead inside.

Risen to Wentz: "I just can't quit you"!
 
Berman voice

Carson Wentz fourth overall to the Cowboys.

I can hear it now.

~pulls trigger against temple~
 
I'm not even joking. If we draft Carson Wentz at 4, I will homer out like you've never seen me homer out. I will personally send a box of sunblock to Valley Ranch for Carson and Garrett with a complimentary thank you note to Jerry.

Oh, the heck with it. A Dairy Queen gift card for Stephen too.

It will be sickening.
 
I got a feeling another Ginger they liked (Dalton) wont be the first.

I have documented Garrett's ginger lust.

If there were a search function here, you could see it.
 
Berman voice

Carson Wentz fourth overall to the Cowboys.

I can hear it now.

~pulls trigger against temple~
If that is what Will McClay came back with, I fail to see suicide as a reaction.
 
Writer for Dallas Morning News tweet:

Stephen Jones on Carson Wentz's first Senior Bowl practice: "I thought he was outstanding. ...there's a lot of pressure, but hell of a job."
 
I'm not even joking. If we draft Carson Wentz at 4, I will homer out like you've never seen me homer out. I will personally send a box of sunblock to Valley Ranch for Carson and Garrett with a complimentary thank you note to Jerry.

Oh, the heck with it. A Dairy Queen gift card for Stephen too.

It will be sickening.

You prefer wentz over Goff?
 

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