Things that make you think

[Runwildboys]

Am I the only one that understands this?

No, it's in reference to an earlier post.

 

[OmerV]

Actually, that last one is a *******ization of the saying, "s*** end of the stick", from the days of the old west, when there were no leaves or toilet paper, and they would use a blunt stick to wipe.

It must have sucked to live in the desert with no leaves.

You sure use bad language a lot - at least this website thinks so.

 

[Runwildboys]

It must have sucked to live in the desert with no leaves.

You sure use bad language a lot - at least this website thinks so.

So does my boss, my mother, most of the people on the road, my neighbors, and all the ****ers in Chuck E Cheese

 

[Hardline]

No, it's in reference to an earlier post.

I thought it was a Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy reference.

 

[Runwildboys]

I thought it was a Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy reference.

Damn.... I missed that.

 

[YosemiteSam]

But what if there are 9 people all eating at the same time?

Do nine sets of dishes after each time you eat. If you wait three days with breakfast, lunch, and dinner. That could be 54 sets of dishes to do!!!

 

[CouchCoach]

But what if there are 9 people all eating at the same time?

If you can't get them to do their own dishes, it would be 1 set of dishes and 8 hungry people.

 

[Cowpolk]

What if?

 

[nobody]

If breaking wind is farting, what is fixing wind?

 

[Cowpolk]

If breaking wind is farting, what is fixing wind?

Eating beans

 

[Runwildboys]

If breaking wind is farting, what is fixing wind?

Sucking it back in?

 

[cowboyec]

If breaking wind is farting, what is fixing wind?

air freshner?

 

[Melonfeud]

What does a stitch in time save nine of?

If you find a penny laying on the ground and save it, is it really a penny earned?

How can there be a short end of a stick?

,well ,#1 is references of when folks spun,weaved& sewed up their own clothing, where an untimely or weak stitch at a stress point& let 9 more rip out right along with it,
#2,,,? But of course,,, er ,,,unless its an Indian head penny,,,then it's stolen


#3 when a tribal rival is horning in on some gal that you've personally had yer' eye on,you go commencing to adjust his objective, with two hands on the stick yer' knocking a clearer point of view into his head,ya see, and he' s already holding one hand up against his noggin from the first hardwood visual impetus you've done gifted him with, so he's only got one hand to grab ahold of that piece of wrathful lumber wailing the glints of hell out of his eye's, doncha' know,,,,and if yer' of reason to ask about that S**tty end of the stick?,,,well,Friend!,there's far more qualified s**t stirring members of infinitely more knowledgeable capabilities than me in that regard,,,,you might direct yer' inquiry to @daboyzruleperiod

 

[nobody]

Sucking it back in?

I didn't realize that was possible! I need to learn this amazing skill!

 

[Londonboy]

No, it's in reference to an earlier post.

 

[cowboyec]

I didn't realize that was possible! I need to learn this amazing skill!

can't.
impossible...and dangerous.
if people try it...you'll blow your brains out.

 

[Runwildboys]

can't.
impossible...and dangerous.
if people try it...you'll blow your brains out.

You're using the wrong end!

 

[Melonfeud]

I didn't realize that was possible! I need to learn this amazing skill!

The dude yer' in quested knowledge from, would be
@waldoputty , as ,I've heard tell he's a regular ZEN MASTER when it comes to the artful control of his sphincteric orifice flapping spewage valve,,,

 

[cowboyec]

Sucking it back in?

people who can do that are from one of those multi-dimensions or multi-universes or whateverthehell you were discussing earlier.

 

[Cowpolk]

I didn't realize that was possible! I need to learn this amazing skill!

Thats what dutch ovens are for