Tipping your waitress?

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Springs1;4559851 said:
If you are tipping in the 10s of thousands that's WAYYYY THE HELL MORE THAN THE MEAL IS WORTH! YOU ARE STUPID!!

I guess you didn't get the joke

The saints tip players to hurt other players
 

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GloryDaysRBack;4559856 said:
I guess you didn't get the joke

The saints tip players to hurt other players

Oh, NO I didn't get it. I suck at getting jokes, I really do.
 

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Springs1;4559852 said:
You sound LAZY and VERY UNCARING!! Your job is to do your VERY BEST to get the tip.

Except you do you VERY BEST to make sure it is impossible for those serving you to "EARN" the tip. No service will ever satisfy you because you start the meal looking for a reason not to tip and never relent on your demands.
 

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Cythim;4559879 said:
Except you do you VERY BEST to make sure it is impossible for those serving you to "EARN" the tip. No service will ever satisfy you because you start the meal looking for a reason not to tip and never relent on your demands.

There are NO SUCH THINGS AS "DEMANDS." It's all sets of INSTRUCTIONS that customers give, that's all.

It IS VERY POSSIBLE that we have tipped 30% and sometimes OVER THAT EVEN LOTS OF TIMES, DUHH!
 

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Springs1;4559886 said:
Not in the 10s of THOUSANDS THEY CAN'T!!

And still, I never mentioned that number. I said if people cannot afford to tip they cannot afford to eat out.
 

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OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!

I SUMMONED THAT BAT-**** CRAZY LADY AND SHE CAME BACK!


FEAR MY POWER!!!

RANCH! RANCH EVERYWHERE!


Rofl this beast is hilarious.

I seriously just imagine this chick getting on her computer, going directly to google and typing in random crap like "Tipping Waitress forum" "Bad Service thread"

Never fear! Wherever evil men attempt to justify the EVILNESS of an IMPERFECT waiter, The Crazy Ranch Lady will be there!
 

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Cythim;4559897 said:
And still, I never mentioned that number. I said if people cannot afford to tip they cannot afford to eat out.



READ AND WEEP:

They tip better than any team in the league..upwards of 10s of thousands of dollars
 

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I waitressed in a bar that served food 2nd-year uni. I never worked to get tips for myself, I worked because I actually liked it (the shift just seems to go zoom past when it's busy) so I was naturally cheerful and friendly to customers. If there was any conscious incentive to get tips, it was that they were shared with the kitchen staff so there was that extra incentive to help them out because they don't make a lot. Think just being nice and helpful got me tips, that and my low cut white t-shirts lol. Fun times.
 

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Teren_Kanan;4559904 said:
OH MY GOD YES!!!!!!!!!

I SUMMONED THAT BAT-**** CRAZY LADY AND SHE CAME BACK!


FEAR MY POWER!!!

RANCH! RANCH EVERYWHERE!


Rofl this beast is hilarious.

I seriously just imagine this chick getting on her computer, going directly to google and typing in random crap like "Tipping Waitress forum" "Bad Service thread"

Never fear! Wherever evil men attempt to justify the EVILNESS of an IMPERFECT waiter, The Crazy Ranch Lady will be there!


I am not crazy. I googled "Waitresses fault" and got here. Someone mentioned that most of the things they are blamed for aren't even their fault. That's how I got here by that sentence.
 

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Springs1;4559888 said:
There are NO SUCH THINGS AS "DEMANDS." It's all sets of INSTRUCTIONS that customers give, that's all.

It IS VERY POSSIBLE that we have tipped 30% and sometimes OVER THAT EVEN LOTS OF TIMES, DUHH!

No such thing as demands?

de·mand   [dih-mand, -mahnd] Show IPA
noun
6.the act of demanding.
7.something that is demanded.
8.an urgent or pressing requirement: demands upon one's time.
9.Economics .
a.the desire to purchase, coupled with the power to do so.
b.the quantity of goods that buyers will take at a particular price.
10.a requisition; a legal claim: The demands of the client could not be met.

Odd, they seem to exist in every dictionary.
 

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Springs1;4559907 said:
READ AND WEEP:


yeah, I didn't say that. It is absurd to think anyone would suggest tipping that amount for an average meal.
 

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Springs1;4559912 said:
I am not crazy. I googled "Waitresses fault" and got here. Someone mentioned that most of the things they are blamed for aren't even their fault. That's how I got here by that sentence.

When I googled "Waitresses fault" I didn't find this forum on the first ten pages. How many pages did you have to go through to pull it up?
 

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Springs1;4559912 said:
I am not crazy. I googled "Waitresses fault" and got here. Someone mentioned that most of the things they are blamed for aren't even their fault. That's how I got here by that sentence.

You google waitresses fault, why?
 

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GloryDaysRBack;4559808 said:
You can no longer support the saints! They tip better than any team in the league..upwards of 10s of thousands of dollars

yeah, I didn't say that. It is absurd to think anyone would suggest tipping that amount for an average meal.

Sorry, I got mixed up with GloryDaysRBack that said this, Sorry, MY SINCERE APOLOGIES, SORRY. I goofed up.
 

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Springs1;4559925 said:
Sorry, I got mixed up with GloryDaysRBack that said this, Sorry, MY SINCERE APOLOGIES, SORRY. I goofed up.

apologies accepted :)
 

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Springs1;4559925 said:
Sorry, I got mixed up with GloryDaysRBack that said this, Sorry, MY SINCERE APOLOGIES, SORRY. I goofed up.

I refuse to tip you for this mistake..you should be banned from this forum
 

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Cythim;4559922 said:
When I googled "Waitresses fault" I didn't find this forum on the first ten pages. How many pages did you have to go through to pull it up?

None

http://cowboyszone.com/forums/showthread.php?p=4559322#post4559322

As I said, 24hours you look up the stuff "Waitresses fault" and since none came up with quotes, the ones without quotes did that stated that most of the things that happen are not their fault. Look at page 3 as to how I found it. I came right to that page. NO SIFTING THROUGH PAGES.
 
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