There’s going be plenty of gossip and rumors if you’re in the public eye and you’re traveling to the Italian Riviera without your wife. Especially if you’re spotted snuggling up with a young woman. Someone mentioned that his wife hasn’t changed her last name on her Twitter account but I wouldn’t read too much into that because she hasn’t posted in seven months.
See what I mean?
While you’re stalking and gossiping about Troy from halfway around the world, I have to worry about my nosey neighbors.
The cashier at the feed store told my neighbors wife’s sister that she saw her cousin walking past my house one day when my wife was working in the garden. She raised an eyebrow and said “wonder where Kwyn was?”
Fortunately, my wife saw a lone man walk past and knew her duty was to hit the family Morality Alarm. I heard it from the garage and I ran outside and took her hand.
We both turned to the “Morality Camera” posted on the front porch and raised our hands together and held up the morning paper so the date was visible.
I then went and posted that to the neighborhood morality app.
There were already three posts asking what type of example I was setting for my children by letting my wife work in the garden while I was nowhere in sight.
Well, we’ve now bought one of those child leashes and stay within 10 feet of one another at all times.
That will teach Gladys and her nosey family members to talk.
I’ll let Troy know that KJJ and America’s Cowboy have judged him and his morals and found them lacking. Maybe he can get a leash also and won’t have to worry about you turning him into child protective services.
Oh, wait, his kids are 20 and 21 and from his first marriage. Hmm. How can we ensure they are still receiving proper parenting?
Let us know what you recommend this man do to keep your respect.
Or, you and others could just mind your own business.