CFZ Want Some Humor? Watch a typical Game Day Thread

Joe Realist

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Bob, is this your version of ..trolling the nation...our own ...trolling the CZ....:muttley:

I love it. I think one of those comments may have been mine, maybe about the refs. :lmao:
Nah, I know I commented about the refs a few times, but then said it was the right call. not sure if in the same post.
Should do it every week
 

MRV52

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What do you expect from a clown base?. Dak haters out in full force in the first half. They were shut down in the second half rather quickly. Pathetic that some in here really think they are Cowboy fans. Just get the f out of here and go cheer for some other team.
 

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If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

  • “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
  • “Terrible call.”
  • “Dak is terrible”
  • “Get ____ out of there”.
  • “This offense is a joke.”
  • “We get called for holding for that?”
  • “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)
(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)
  • “Great call.”
  • “Where was that on the last drive?”
  • “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
  • “Just run the ball.”
  • “Just pass the ball”
  • “Dak still sucks.”
(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)
  • “This defense is NOT elite”
  • “Can’t stop anything”
  • Parsons needs to play safety”
  • “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
  • “Refs just ignoring holding.”
  • “Fire Quinn”
  • “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)
(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)
  • “Doomsday is back.”
  • “This defense IS elite.”
  • “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
  • “Parsons for President.”
  • “Quinn is a genius.”
(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)
  • “Terrible call.”
  • “Playcalling kills us again”.
  • “Run the ball!”
  • “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
  • “Pass the ball!”
  • “Moore trying to get cute”.
(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)
  • “Great call”
  • “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
  • “That play works every time”
  • “Dak still sucks”.
(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)
  • “Refs screwing us as always”.
  • “Finally…we get a call”.
  • “We cannot let them score here.”
  • “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
  • “If they score here it’s over.”
  • “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
  • “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
  • “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
  • “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
  • “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”
Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.
Agree it’s ridiculous
 

Trajan

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Nothing wrong with this lol. After the high bar last week, I know I had some higher expectations, and the team does still do some dumb things.
 

ESisback

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If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

  • “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
  • “Terrible call.”
  • “Dak is terrible”
  • “Get ____ out of there”.
  • “This offense is a joke.”
  • “We get called for holding for that?”
  • “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)
(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)
  • “Great call.”
  • “Where was that on the last drive?”
  • “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
  • “Just run the ball.”
  • “Just pass the ball”
  • “Dak still sucks.”
(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)
  • “This defense is NOT elite”
  • “Can’t stop anything”
  • Parsons needs to play safety”
  • “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
  • “Refs just ignoring holding.”
  • “Fire Quinn”
  • “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)
(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)
  • “Doomsday is back.”
  • “This defense IS elite.”
  • “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
  • “Parsons for President.”
  • “Quinn is a genius.”
(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)
  • “Terrible call.”
  • “Playcalling kills us again”.
  • “Run the ball!”
  • “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
  • “Pass the ball!”
  • “Moore trying to get cute”.
(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)
  • “Great call”
  • “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
  • “That play works every time”
  • “Dak still sucks”.
(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)
  • “Refs screwing us as always”.
  • “Finally…we get a call”.
  • “We cannot let them score here.”
  • “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
  • “If they score here it’s over.”
  • “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
  • “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
  • “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
  • “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
  • “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”
Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

Jekyll & Hyde! Hilarious when we win, depressing rage stuff when we lose.
 

Dallasfann

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To be fair though. The "this offense sucks" after the 1st play of the game is usually one group of people and the "this offense looks good" is a completely different group of people.

It's almost like when you watch a president speak and one group of the senate stands up and applause's while the other sits there dead quiet. It reminds me of that. When a good play happens the positive fan base
stands and applause's and when a bad play happens the negative stands and applause's.
 

Praxit

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>>>>LOL<<<<< yep, its basically Cynical they react like that.
 

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If you ever need a little humor….just tune in you a typical Game Day thread here for a Cowboys game. I’m not knocking it at all. It’s just a stream of consciousness from many of our fans. It’s raw, honest, and even humorous most of the time.

It usually goes something…like this…

(Cowboys fail to get a first down on first drive)

  • “Kellen Moore is an idiot.”
  • “Terrible call.”
  • “Dak is terrible”
  • “Get ____ out of there”.
  • “This offense is a joke.”
  • “We get called for holding for that?”
  • “It’s over…not our day.” (13 min left in the first qtr)
(Cowboys score on a 10 play drive)
  • “Great call.”
  • “Where was that on the last drive?”
  • “This offense is unstoppable when ___plays like that.”
  • “Just run the ball.”
  • “Just pass the ball”
  • “Dak still sucks.”
(Our opponent makes a great play or drive on offense)
  • “This defense is NOT elite”
  • “Can’t stop anything”
  • Parsons needs to play safety”
  • “___ is just allowing himself to be blocked.”
  • “Refs just ignoring holding.”
  • “Fire Quinn”
  • “It’s over. Being dominated.” (10 min left in 1st qtr)
(Our defense gets a sack, forces 3 and out)
  • “Doomsday is back.”
  • “This defense IS elite.”
  • “This pass rush is the best in the NFL.”
  • “Parsons for President.”
  • “Quinn is a genius.”
(When offensive play doesn’t work because of missed block or dropped pass)
  • “Terrible call.”
  • “Playcalling kills us again”.
  • “Run the ball!”
  • “Where are the smart, quick pass plays from last week?”
  • “Pass the ball!”
  • “Moore trying to get cute”.
(When offensive play works for a big gain or TD)
  • “Great call”
  • “Why can’t we run that play more often?”
  • “That play works every time”
  • “Dak still sucks”.
(Other Random Quotes during Gameday thread)
  • “Refs screwing us as always”.
  • “Finally…we get a call”.
  • “We cannot let them score here.”
  • “If we don’t score here it’s over.”
  • “If they score here it’s over.”
  • “Mike McCarthy is a complete idiot”.
  • “McCarthy doesn’t get enough respect.”
  • “Sean Payton will be/won’t be here next year”
  • “I hate (name of announcer) because he loves ___ (after opponent makes great play) and hates the Cowboys.”
  • “Just punt on 3rd down. This O is terrible.”
Again, not knocking it at all. It’s loads of fun to watch every game with this level of entertainment going on.

:laugh:

If I have not been occupied with my new niece I would have probably said something stupid.
 
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