TheBigEasy
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Women Drivers
(Absolutely no women hate...just women drivers. )
(Absolutely no women hate...just women drivers. )
My good man, chivalry and gallantry are their own reward.It's like women who don't say thank you when you open a door for them. As if it's my job.
Oh I'll do it regardless. I just think it says something about the women who don't acknowledge the act.My good man, chivalry and gallantry are their own reward.
I consider it sport to find one at a stop light, pull up next to them on my Harley and let that V-Twin sing to them through the lightly baffled pipes.A lot but texting these days get me irate! I’ll pull my big truck up next to them and lay on the horn, maybe a gesture or three
Takes a lady to recognize a gentleman.Oh I'll do it regardless. I just think it says something about the women who don't acknowledge the act.
Even better are the people who complete the process of slowing down completely and then flick on the turn signal.What about those people that think they have to almost stop to turn in somewhere? Do they think the vehicle is going to turn over?
Yeah, I always yell out, "Signal first, then brakes!!" LolEven better are the people who complete the process of slowing down completely and then flick on the turn signal.
That covers about a tenth of the irritants in my day.-left lane drivers
-tailgaters (big rigs, motorcycles, anyone else)
-people who decide to pull out in front of you, forcing you to slow down, instead of waiting literally 2 seconds to let me go with no traffic behind
-drivers who swerve in and out of each lane to get by in traffic, just to literally cross 2 lanes just a few seconds later to make their turn instead of just staying in that lane to begin with
-drivers who don't know how to coast/cruise and find themselves tapping the brakes every other second
-drivers who decide they want to get on front of you, then go slower instead of maintaining speed
-drivers who refuse to use their brakes (those who just high speed yield at stops and those who wait until the very last second to swerve around a braking vehicle in front of them
-drivers (mainly pickup trucks) who cant drive inside their lane and always ride the shoulder kicking up every bit of debris
-drivers who refuse to turn right on red when it is allowed.
-drivers who refuse, but have plenty of time, to get over for active or emergency cars on the shoulder, then go into confusion as they're adjacent to them.
And last but not least, drivers who cant even maintain the speed limit in a 45 or 55, but always find themselves blasting past traffic in a 25 or 35.
Assed a couple more so that's about 2/19ths of your irritants.That covers about a tenth of the irritants in my day.
A good swift hand to the arse has the same effect.My good man, chivalry and gallantry are their own reward.
Or to be behind the guy who goes 30 in the on ramp. "Hey Jack, you realize you're getting on a highway, right?"Sucks to be the first person behind the slow guy on interstate and have to let 10 people by before I can pull into the fast lane.
Or to be behind the guy who goes 30 in the on ramp. "Hey Jack, you realize you're getting on a highway, right?"
Or worse, behind one of those people who stops at the end of the ramp.
Drive in NYC for a few hours during a weekday....but bring your BP meds. LolOr how about that jerk who is behind ya on that slow ramp who swerves/cuts ya off entering the lane? You are forced to hit the right shoulder for a second. That escalates my BP quickly!
I always wonder if they're eating a bowl of soup.
I saw a guy driving on the highway with a Cockatiel on his arm. All I could think is, "If that bird spazzes out, that guy isn't going to be able to see squat!"I passed this lady driver once. Her head was bobbing so I thought she was doing her makeup in the rear view. As I got beside her, she was somehow eating a bowl of cereal and driving.