What is your bail?

[Rack]

You and your two hands does not count as a threesome. fyi.

You literally just made me laugh water out of my nose and onto my keyboard.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Lmao...if I did, I'd probably try and pull off #22. Which is one of the few that I haven't had the pleasure of....yet.

you're already on your way to hell anyways

why not?

 

[silverbear]

$565.50

$335.50... it would appear I'm not nearly the degenerate I thought I was...

I'm gonna have to get busy, I'm not gettin' any younger...

 

[silverbear]

I'm boring. $135.00.

That reminds me of Father Guido Sarducci's hilarious bit about "paying for your sins"... he said when you got to the afterlife, you were given a fixed amount (I think it was like a thousand dollars), then you had to "pay" for your sins... if after paying for all of them you had even a dime left over, you could buy your way into heaven...

I remember that masturbation cost you a dime...

 

[Hostile]

Oh man, I love that movie. I haven't seen it in years though...I might have to go buy it tonight. Classic Bill Murray. Everything he does makes me laugh my *** off.

What is not to love about this movie? It is a classic.

 

[ajk23az]

$322.50 for me! I still have some years ahead of me though

 

[Hostile]

If my math is good (I did it in my head not on a calculator) it totals out to $1140.50.

 

[Kangaroo]

Question if I turned down a threesome do I get like negative dollars on top my low total

 

[Rack]

Question if I turned down a threesome do I get like negative dollars on top my low total

Yeah, we should both automatically be put down to zero.


My excuse? I was watching the cowboys LETT a game get away from them against the Dolphins.

 

[EveryoneElse]

$365.50

I feel like such a good boy after reading that list.

 

[TheKey]

110.50

 

[EveryoneElse]

Is Hos the only human being that has never pissed in a pool?

I remember doing it a few times when i was a kid.

 

[Bonecrusher#31]

$610.00..

I doubled and tripled checked to make sure....: : :

 

[SDogo]

The name of this quiz should not be "what is your bail" but instead "how close are you to going to hell".

 

[CliffnDallas]

$75.00

 

[bbgun]

$75.00

You're a bigger loser than me.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

$75.00

Are you alive or are you a statue? :laugh2:

 

[xWraithx]

$75.00

dude! come on! haha...

 

[Ren]

$385, not to bad i guess

 

[Hostile]

My wife disputes my score. She says I need to subtract $20 because we have never had sex in a public place.

It was the back seat of our car and it was a farm road.

Am I right or out 20 bucks on my score?