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Hostile;2687758 said:
My wife disputes my score. She says I need to subtract $20 because we have never had sex in a public place.

It was the back seat of our car and it was a farm road.

Am I right or out 20 bucks on my score?

I too get a lot of farm action. Don't ask.
 

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Hostile;2687758 said:
My wife disputes my score. She says I need to subtract $20 because we have never had sex in a public place.

It was the back seat of our car and it was a farm road.

Am I right or out 20 bucks on my score?

out 20 bucks

****ing in a public place is like ****ing in the bathroom of a club, not in some out of the way place
 

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Faerluna;2687819 said:
That joke was really baaaaa-aaaaa-aaaaad.


I prefer friskier company.

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Hostile;2687758 said:
My wife disputes my score. She says I need to subtract $20 because we have never had sex in a public place.

It was the back seat of our car and it was a farm road.

Am I right or out 20 bucks on my score?

I would say that is a public place, however remote it might be considered. Or are you talking about a private driveway to a farm house?
 

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ethiostar;2687843 said:
I would say that is a public place, however remote it might be considered. Or are you talking about a private driveway to a farm house?

if he had sex in a public park late at night, then I could let him go
 

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ethiostar;2687843 said:
I would say that is a public place, however remote it might be considered. Or are you talking about a private driveway to a farm house?
It was a farm road north of her hometown. Too many people at her parent's house, so we took a drive. It was about 5 o'clock in the afternoon and though no one drove by they easily could have. It is not a vacant road.
 

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Hostile;2687857 said:
It was a farm road north of her hometown. Too many people at her parent's house, so we took a drive. It was about 5 o'clock in the afternoon and though no one drove by they easily could have. It is not a vacant road.

I would say that is a public space. You're out $20 Hos, fork it over.
 

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ethiostar;2687871 said:
I would say that is a public space. You're out $20 Hos, fork it over.
I claimed it on my $135.00 total. My wife said it was not public and my score should be $115.00.
 

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Hostile;2687911 said:
I claimed it on my $135.00 total. My wife said it was not public and my score should be $115.00.

When Mama's not happy Nobody is Happy.

So your score now is officially $115.00
 

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Hostile;2687758 said:
My wife disputes my score. She says I need to subtract $20 because we have never had sex in a public place.

It was the back seat of our car and it was a farm road.

Am I right or out 20 bucks on my score?

Hostile;2687911 said:
I claimed it on my $135.00 total. My wife said it was not public and my score should be $115.00.

I have to agree with your wife. That's not a public place.
 

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BrAinPaiNt;2687916 said:
When Mama's not happy Nobody is Happy.

So your score now is officially $115.00

Rack Bauer;2687919 said:
I have to agree with your wife. That's not a public place.
Ah well, I'm even more boring. Dang it.
 

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Hostile;2687930 said:
Ah well, I'm even more boring. Dang it.

Boring is better than Mama on the warpath....well not always but normally.:D :D
 

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Hostile;2687911 said:
I claimed it on my $135.00 total. My wife said it was not public and my score should be $115.00.

Your wife has the veto power so what she says goes, end of discussion. :)
 
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