I can never understand some fans when you don't agree with them, you automatically become an eagle fan.
You know what? I never stopped to think of it before. Why is it always Eagles? There are 30 other teams to consider. Does it apply to everything in life?
<Delivery driver brings you the wrong pizza> "Must be an Eagles fan!!!"
<Someone farts in the office cubicle next to yours> "Must be an Eagles fan!!!"
<Crying baby on the plane> "Must be an Eagles fan!!!"
<Find something left on the wrong shelf at the supermarket> "Must've been an Eagles fan!!!"
<The car takes too long to move in front of yours after the light turns green> "Must be an Eagles fan!!!"
<Customer service rep puts you on hold for 30 minutes> "Must be an Eagles fan!!!"
<Waiter brings you a beer instead of the wine you ordered> "Must be an Eagles fan!!!"
<Rains on your off day when the forecast said it would be sunny> "Must be an Eagles fan!!!"
Wait. I think I went a little too far just now.