SlammedZero
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I can do a lot of things in life, but wrapping Christmas presents is not one of them. I just cannot perfect that art. It looks like a 2 year old wrapped the gift.


Staying awake in the morning meetings at work.
Dancing. I don't know if I dislike dancing because I'm terrible at it, or if I'm terrible at it because I don't like it.
I have a friend who is like that too he always knocking things around ...I for one always have issue with tying my shoes no matter what I do they always come off.I'm clumsy. I cannot stay on my feet for the life of me. I will find that one crack on a staircase and I'm down...I can trip on those flat escalators at the airport. .I always spilt my milk as a kid. Hard to just ride a bike. I'm a guy like Samule Jackson's character in "Glass' I will find a way to break something on me.
*Broken my nose twice never in a fight
*Knocked my front tooth out twice never in a fight\
*Messed my knee up in basketball but also falling down stairs
*Broke my wrist getting hit by a car on a bicyle
*Broke my collarbone falling off a porch
*Dislocated my thumb in volleyball
But you think I'm bad, my brother hurt himself in Ping Pong getting stitches twice and pulling his back out. I didn't know Ping Pong was a contact sport?
I can do a lot of things in life, but wrapping Christmas presents is not one of them. I just cannot perfect that art. It looks like a 2 year old wrapped the gift.
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not drinking too much coke/pepsi....I can blow thru a 12 pack in a day or 2...easy.
Yeah, completely different games. It's no longer about trying to bet people out.limit hold em/stud poker..there's an art to it i swear harder than no limit. I try to fold through on ring games that have multiple poker games; stud. no limit, limit, pl omaha, etc.
"If your present looks like it was wrapped by a drunk TRex, it's from me!!!!"I can do a lot of things in life, but wrapping Christmas presents is not one of them. I just cannot perfect that art. It looks like a 2 year old wrapped the gift.
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