Favorite quotes

[Khartun]

"Crowded elevator smell different to midget"

Some Confucian puppet on Crank Yankers about a decade ago.

Had me rolling.

:laugh1:

 

[Doomsday101]

"Can't stop a pass, or a run...otherwise we're in great shape."

Following a Tampa Bay Buccaneers loss in their early seasons, McKay was asked what he thought of his team's "execution." He replied, "I'm all for it."

"Three or four plane crashes and we're in the playoffs."

John McKay

:laugh2:

 

[YosemiteSam]

I just came across this one.

"I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy." - J. D. Salinger

 

[WV Cowboy]

My father told me this when I got married "It is better to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission." Don't know who said it but I thought it was neat quote.

Maybe, but not when you are talking about your wife. IMO

I don't necessarily ask for permission, but I live my life and treat my wife so I don't have to ask for forgiveness either.

I would never do anything willingly or knowingly to hurt her, and she knows that.

That has worked well for me for 36 yrs.

 

[JustDezIt]

one of my favorites, he just happened to say it during a random conversation monday night football game a few years back. stuck out to me.

"Life is all about re-adjustments." - Al Micheal

In the fourth quarter, they revisited the play again, with a very important change to the replay:

Michaels: A better look here...clearly at that point you can see Manning is behind the line, the ball comes out. His whole right foot, as we readjust the line, is now not across the line.
Madden: Yeah with the readjusted line, I can see it now. I didn't see that before. I think the key word being readjusted line.
Michaels: Life is all about readjustments, let me tell you.
Madden: I saw that one. Everyone says, "oh yeah, heck yeah." Didn't look like that before.

 

[visionary]

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book.”
― Marcus Tullius Cicero

i see what you did there
love it

 

[CanadianCowboysFan]

Maybe, but not when you are talking about your wife. IMO

I don't necessarily ask for permission, but I live my life and treat my wife so I don't have to ask for forgiveness either.

I would never do anything willingly or knowingly to hurt her, and she knows that.

That has worked well for me for 36 yrs.

translation, I'm henpecked and do what I'm told

 

[5Stars]

"Get outta my face....!"

some random valley girl.

 

[WV Cowboy]

I would never do anything willingly or knowingly to hurt her, and she knows that.

translation, I'm henpecked and do what I'm told

I comment that I live my life so I don't do things to my wife that I would have to ask forgiveness for, and that I would never knowingly hurt my wife, .. and you come up with henpecked ??

You might as well be talking about government secrets, because you don't know anything about that either.

There is an old saying about remaining silent and only thought to be ignorant, instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

translation, I'm henpecked and do what I'm told

Dude, your posts get exponentially stupider by the day.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

I comment that I live my life so I don't do things to my wife that I would have to ask forgiveness for, and that I would never knowingly hurt my wife, .. and you come up with henpecked ??

You might as well be talking about government secrets, because you don't know anything about that either.

There is an old saying about remaining silent and only thought to be ignorant, instead of opening your mouth and removing all doubt.

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

"Get outta my face....!"

some random valley girl.

I remember one time I once said to someone, "hey, you're that woman who maced me in the parking lot. Remember?"

:laugh2:

(Just kidding)

 

[Jammer]

"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it."

Frederic Bastiat

 

[YosemiteSam]

Dude, your posts get exponentially stupider by the day.

Dude, his username has "Canadian" in it. Does that not explain things? :laugh2:

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

These bodies come to an end,
It is declared, of the eternal embodied (soul),
Which is indestructible and unfathomable.
Therefore fight, son of Bharata!

Who believes him a slayer,
And who thinks him slain,
Both these understand not:
He slays not, is not slain

He is not born, nor does he ever die;
nor, having come t o be, will he ever more be come not to be.
Unborn, eternal, everlasting, this ancient one
Is not slain when the body is slain

Who knows as indestructible and eternal
This unborn, imperishable one,
That man, son of Partha, how
Can he slay or cause to slay--whom?

As leaving aside worn-out garments
A man takes other, new ones,
So leaving aside worn-out bodies
To other, new ones goes the embodied (soul).

Swords cut him not,
Fire burn him not,
Water wets him not,
Wind dries him not

Not to be cut is he, nor to be burnt is he,
Not to be wet nor yet dried;
Eternal, omnipresent, fixed,
Immovable, everlasting is he.

Unmanifest he, unthinkable he,
Unchangeable he is declared to be;
Therefore knowing him thus
Thou shouldst not mourn him

Moreover, even if constantly born
Or constantly dying thou considerest him,
Even so, great-armed one, thou
Shouldst not mourn him

For to the one that is born death is certain,
And birth is certain for one that has died;
Therefore, the thing being unavoidable,
Thou shouldst not mourn him

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--Bhagavad Gita

 

[CowboyMcCoy]

Dude, his username has "Canadian" in it. Does that not explain things? :laugh2:

Very much so... now that you point that out.

 

[Future]

When I was in the Air Force that was one of our favorite sayings and I lived by it.

Makes sense...Grace Murray Hopper said it.

 

[MetalHead]

Favorite movie quotes:

"Get busy living, or get busy dying." - Andy Dufresne, The Shawshank Redemption

Problem is,it was not andy who said it...it was Morgan Freeman's character,Red.

 

[bbgun]

I like big butts and I cannot lie. - Abraham Lincoln

 

[Wimbo]

These are all Groucho Marx:

• Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
• A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
• Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse.
• I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
• I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
• Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably more than she ever did.
• Women should be obscene and not heard.