I Like Beer A Lot

[Trouty]

Het Melon...whats doin??

Yo Boxer! My brudda

 

[Trouty]

Also got three wonderful cigars! Woot! And 3 ounces of robust cigar tobacco. The stuff you have to crush up, it looks like beef jerky before you break it up.

 

[Melonfeud]

LOL. Why thank you sir.

LOL,if that's not typical house cat behavior,,,
Confusing as hot sexy women acting demurely

 

[DFWJC]

Heading out to Mortons for steakpalooza

 

[Melonfeud]

melon in pantyhose

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typical melon propaganda with the long stem.
after u peel the pantyhose back, you get little vienna sausage casing liner (no wonder rgv casing liner wins in spades):

LOL, if that's not typical PUTTY scrambled casing-liner logic, confusion
As he's never heard
" oh,aw,,,not so deep,baby"
uttered from his girlfriend(boyfriend I'm thinking is most probable) he's attempting to deep drill

 

[aria]

Where is trans-aria today?

At work. Still been following.

 

[aria]

Getting that butthole bleached for Putty?

Haha, lol. I would never bleach it for him, only you or ranching.

 

[Melonfeud]

You are all hot and bothered today, naughty naughty Putty

That speeding ticket wiped out his monthly " Femdom sub slave " training session he's fond of attending,,, and he's being an extra weasel casing-liner because of it

 

[aria]

What's o. The agenda this weekend guys

Friends coming over tomorrow for a beer nerd thing. Used to be a bunch of us that got together and brought beers that aren't available in TX. Other than the "fancy" beers it was like a regular drunkfest party with pool, darts, football, asshattery, etc. For several reasons there's just a couple of us left and this may be the last one.

Hungover Sunday watching the Boys beat GB. I almost said upset GB but since we're favored that would technically be wrong.

 

[Melonfeud]

Haha, lol. I would never bleach it for him, only you or ranching.

Ha-Ha!
Bleached butt hole(,,,er,,,,,,) +1

Unbleached PUTTY casing-liner, -0

 

[aria]

I feel like roasted putty with some aria sauce

Oooooooo baby! That just sounds hot and dirty, I like very much.

 

[Melonfeud]

Het Melon...whats doin??

Absolutely Nada,bro! Still in my underware and hitting the schnapps bottle, flipping between the rifleman and Laramie on TV,,,and don't even care,,,I stuck my head out the front door about an hour ago and the cat was curled up sleeping on the solo seat of my Harley,,, good ki-ki

 

[Melonfeud]

 

[Ranching]

Salud boys! You guys enjoy. Just got to South Padre, gonna have a few by the pool.

 

[haleyrules]

Absolutely Nada,bro! Still in my underware and hitting the schnapps bottle, flipping between the rifleman and Laramie on TV,,,and don't even care,,,I stuck my head out the front door about an hour ago and the cat was curled up sleeping on the solo seat of my Harley,,, good ki-ki

 

[haleyrules]

Yo Boxer! My brudda

Ha!! Trouty!!! Hows the boy...teach him how to smoke a pipe yet??

 

[Melonfeud]

Friends coming over tomorrow for a beer nerd thing. Used to be a bunch of us that got together and brought beers that aren't available in TX. Other than the "fancy" beers it was like a regular drunkfest party with pool, darts, football, asshattery, etc. For several reasons there's just a couple of us left and this may be the last one.

Hungover Sunday watching the Boys beat GB. I almost said upset GB but since we're favored that would technically be wrong.

That sounds pretty cool,dude.( asshattery is common around here)
Didn't know we're favored on sunday

 

[big dog cowboy]

LMAO!!!!

You gonna take that, Big Dog???

Taken worse.


DOH!

 

[aria]

That sounds pretty cool,dude.( asshattery is common around here)
Didn't know we're favored on sunday

Yessir. We're favored -2 1/2 so the automatic -3 for home field advantage pretty much puts us right at dead even. Can't wait!

 

[Melonfeud]

I just saw on p.b.s. news hour where Australia just ended a 3 month firearms turn in amnesty ,over 51,000 were surrendered,,,,,, they've been ballsy enough to go rogue outlaw in spite of the ban for 20 years and those 51,000 firearms committed no crime other than violate the dictates of the state by their mere existence,,, you or I could lay an m-p 5 on the kitchen table and it will lay there for thousands of years not harming anything, till it rusts into dust ,another human hand is what's required to render evil from its design.

Aussie sheep,,,20+ years of blatantly telling the state to pound sand,,,but look out,pushing 21+ years is wholely unacceptable,,,
SMMFH,,,