Hey kids, it's the excuse parade. There's the "Refs have it out for us" float. Oh, and there's the "it's all the defense's fault" balloon.
Hey look, is that the "poor route running and no separation" truck coming out way?
Sit tight guys, in no time the "poor scheme" marching band will be walking by.
Last but not least, the wagon bearing the names of former players and coaches who all valiantly sacrificed their careers to preserve Daks job and image.
This is the best and most predictable parade. Every year, early January, after another embarrassing playoff loss. You can count on it just like Macy's on thanksgiving day or the tournament of roses.
It's the Dak excuse parade. Mark your calendars folks.