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[Montanalo]

Good morning Pops and Friends,

Thought I would share a deep and meaningful exchange with my 10 yo grandson during his recent visit.

While driving to the lake, my grandson.. er, farted. The look on his face in the rearview mirror suggested he expected to be scolded. In my most grandfatherly voice I said, "You fart in my pickup, you own it and you roll down the window".

After just a moment, I heard, "Grandfather, I farted and I am proud". Then I heard the 'buzz' of the window being rolled down.

My wife looked at me with a very small smile, "I am not sure I will fully understand fart humor, but I am glad you're bonding with your grandson"

Hope that makes you smile.

 

[CouchCoach]

Good morning Pops and Friends,

Thought I would share a deep and meaningful exchange with my 10 yo grandson during his recent visit.

While driving to the lake, my grandson.. er, farted. The look on his face in the rearview mirror suggested he expected to be scolded. In my most grandfatherly voice I said, "You fart in my pickup, you own it and you roll down the window".

After just a moment, I heard, "Grandfather, I farted and I am proud". Then I heard the 'buzz' of the window being rolled down.

My wife looked at me with a very small smile, "I am not sure I will fully understand fart humor, but I am glad you're bonding with your grandson"

Hope that makes you smile.

That's because women don't fart, they "toot".

 

[Xelda]

Morning Pops and Popsadoodles. Thank you for the story, Bear Chow! It didn't make me smile so much as laugh. Your wife, like many folks, may never understand the value of good old fashioned potty humor.

That's because women don't fart, they "toot".

Oh contraire, Coachadoodles. I have a few great fart stories. Daddy was busy building a business and left little money for us. That meant a lot of beans over the years and momma knew how to make the most of them. I can take that and expound upon it or leave it to your imagination. No, scratch that. I don't trust you with this one.

I came home one Friday evening after running around with my friends to find my sister sitting on the couch with her boyfriend. I didn't know what was going on because she seemed very uncomfortable. After a while, she jumped up and ran out of the room releasing a squeak as she went. That was a toot. She was so embarrassed that I felt sorry for her. The walked out to the porch to say goodbye. Look at my avatar and know I had an idea. I threw open the front door, pushed my butt against the screen and released a good sized fart back into the wild. I'll never forget how he called out my middle name in shock.

I think I've made my point. We ate a lot of beans growing up.

 

[CouchCoach]

Morning Pops and Popsadoodles. Thank you for the story, Bear Chow! It didn't make me smile so much as laugh. Your wife, like many folks, may never understand the value of good old fashioned potty humor.


Oh contraire, Coachadoodles. I have a few great fart stories. Daddy was busy building a business and left little money for us. That meant a lot of beans over the years and momma knew how to make the most of them. I can take that and expound upon it or leave it to your imagination. No, scratch that. I don't trust you with this one.

I came home one Friday evening after running around with my friends to find my sister sitting on the couch with her boyfriend. I didn't know what was going on because she seemed very uncomfortable. After a while, she jumped up and ran out of the room releasing a squeak as she went. That was a toot. She was so embarrassed that I felt sorry for her. The walked out to the porch to say goodbye. Look at my avatar and know I had an idea. I threw open the front door, pushed my butt against the screen and released a good sized fart back into the wild. I'll never forget how he called out my middle name in shock.

I think I've made my point. We ate a lot of beans growing up.

Good thinking X girl, you do not want to leave things to my imagination.

Did your sister's boyfriend decide he'd rather date you after that screen fart? If that had been me, I would have dumped her little "tootin" butt for a real ripper of a woman. And one knowledgeable to know screens alter the pitch of farts.

Next thing you're going to be telling us is that you hosted Tupperware/Fart Lighting parties for your lady friends. I gotta say, that old imagination of mine kicked in on that one and I am laughing my butt off. Guess I'll have to fart through my belly button?

 

[Xelda]

My cousin bought his daddy a fart machine. He in turn loaned it to daddy. Daddy let me play with it and snatched it back when I started making music with it. Just imagine Smoke On The Water opener with a butt trumpet.

 

[Xelda]

Good thinking X girl, you do not want to leave things to my imagination.

Did your sister's boyfriend decide he'd rather date you after that screen fart? If that had been me, I would have dumped her little "tootin" butt for a real ripper of a woman. And one knowledgeable to know screens alter the pitch of farts.

Next thing you're going to be telling us is that you hosted Tupperware/Fart Lighting parties for your lady friends. I gotta say, that old imagination of mine kicked in on that one and I am laughing my butt off. Guess I'll have to fart through my belly button?

No, I think he proposed to her immediately after that. I was like one of those war heroes. The sacrifice of my dignity continues to pay dividends.

 

[Cowboys_22]

My cousin bought his daddy a fart machine. He in turn loaned it to daddy. Daddy let me play with it and snatched it back when I started making music with it. Just imagine Smoke On The Water opener with a butt trumpet.

A little music is ok as long as it’s not accompanied with the musicians…

good morning Pops and friends

 

[Bobhaze]

My cousin bought his daddy a fart machine. He in turn loaned it to daddy. Daddy let me play with it and snatched it back when I started making music with it. Just imagine Smoke On The Water opener with a butt trumpet.

Afternoon popologists…

I knew a guy in high school that could play the star spangled banner with his hands making fart noises. Not surprisingly his act was nixed by the faculty oversight people before his performance hit the stage. But his legend only grew. He could gather a dozen people in a moments notice and hand fart tunes like “Oh Susanna” and “You’ve got a friend”. Lost track of him after HS. But somewhere out there that guy is making musical history. If you see him on “America has talent”….well at least I gave you a heads up.

 

[Runwildboys]

Afternoon popologists…

I knew a guy in high school that could play the star spangled banner with his hands making fart noises. Not surprisingly his act was nixed by the faculty oversight people before his performance hit the stage. But his legend only grew. He could gather a dozen people in a moments notice and hand fart tunes like “Oh Susanna” and “You’ve got a friend”. Lost track of him after HS. But somewhere out there that guy is making musical history. If you see him on “America has talent”….well at least I gave you a heads up.

I wonder if he's related to the Armpit Maestro from my high school.

 

[Xelda]

Afternoon popologists…

I knew a guy in high school that could play the star spangled banner with his hands making fart noises. Not surprisingly his act was nixed by the faculty oversight people before his performance hit the stage. But his legend only grew. He could gather a dozen people in a moments notice and hand fart tunes like “Oh Susanna” and “You’ve got a friend”. Lost track of him after HS. But somewhere out there that guy is making musical history. If you see him on “America has talent”….well at least I gave you a heads up.

I always admired that skill set. If I could have done it, I would have been grounded for life. Lots of family weddings and funerals missed out, all on daddy's side. Momma's family took those occasions much more seriously. Maybe I could have pulled off a grave side Oh Danny Boy before getting a professional whooping.

 

[Xelda]

No one has anything to add? I'm not telling y'all about my glamorous youth any more.

 

[GrammaJan]

No one has anything to add? I'm not telling y'all about my glamorous youth any more.

The thread definitely has its quiet moments... did I miss news on Coach?

 

[Xelda]

The thread definitely has its quiet moments... did I miss news on Coach?

I don't think there's anything new on him unless he hasn't told us. I'll bet he hasn't told us. Just leaving us to our imagination. This is awful! DOODLES!

 

[GrammaJan]

I don't think there's anything new on him unless he hasn't told us. I'll bet he hasn't told us. Just leaving us to our imagination. This is awful! DOODLES!

My imagination lately takes me in the wrong direction… and it’s not in a good way! Always leading my thoughts down hypothetical roads I’m not equipped to travel and getting me all whipped into a frenzy about something that isn’t even so. I will try not to dwell on it and will think positive and happy thoughts for our Coach.

 

[Runwildboys]

My imagination lately takes me in the wrong direction… and it’s not in a good way! Always leading my thoughts down hypothetical roads I’m not equipped to travel and getting me all whipped into a frenzy about something that isn’t even so. I will try not to dwell on it and will think positive and happy thoughts for our Coach.

He's fine. If he died, he'd tell us.

 

[LeonDixson]

I always admired that skill set. If I could have done it, I would have been grounded for life. Lots of family weddings and funerals missed out, all on daddy's side. Momma's family took those occasions much more seriously. Maybe I could have pulled off a grave side Oh Danny Boy before getting a professional whooping.

Would you have played the Wedding March at your cousin's wedding in the Catholic church, though?

 

[GrammaJan]

He's fine. If he died, he'd tell us.

Tsk tsk tsk Runny!

 

[GrammaJan]

Would you have played the Wedding March at your cousin's wedding in the Catholic church, though?

Ha! That would’ve been a total gas!!!

 

[CouchCoach]

He's fine. If he died, he'd tell us.

Hell yeah! I'd be getting up a game of Red Rover with my fellow Hellions!

 

[kskboys]

No one has anything to add? I'm not telling y'all about my glamorous youth any more.

Good, now we can get down to nudie pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!