Happy New Year's Eve Pops and all you revelers. Why is it Merry Christmas and Happy New Year?
The informal definition of merry is: slightly and good-humoredly drunk.
"after the third bottle of beer he began to feel quite merry"
Happy is: feeling or showing pleasure or contentment.
"Melissa came in looking happy and excited"
Don't know about you but I want to be merry because whoever that guy is with his third bottle of beer seems happier than Melissa. He is feeling quite merry while Melissa is just looking happy. Maybe Melissa is seeing our friend of the three beers and will soon be merry and that's what she's truly happy about? C'mon, he does seem to be a jolly fellow. Uh-oh, now I've got to get into jolly.
I will not be doing that stupid black-eyed pea or sauerkraut tradition for luck as that's never really worked. Bunch of damned German settlers and pea farmers trying to dovetail onto that scheme the confectioners, florists and jewelers had with Valentine's Day. However, I do have a ham from the Butchers of Easter. Make that leftover hambone and I am doing some beans and cornbread and I am going to talk in an Amish accent all day to my dogs.
It's like all of these car commercials at Christmas. People really give cars as presents at Christmas? That little girl thinks they do, running outside like that Lexus is a puppy. She's definitely got at least one term in Congress coming thinking Santa could get that on his sleigh.
My friends, however you celebrate it, with family or friends or alone watching football and "When Harry Met Sally" or in the hot tub, I hope it is exactly what you want to do. Personally, I'll take that hot tub with Colo's wife but we've got to find something to keep him occupied. Don't get upset, Colo, I wouldn't get frisky with your bride. Just to sit in a hot tub, sipping some champagne (or more than some, I call that some+) and gazing upon the face of a lovely woman would be a marvelous way to bring in the New Year.
Be safe and if you can't be safe, make sure you have ICE, In Case of Emergency, as a contact on your phone. I have a random number in mine with a request to make a prank call in remembrance of me.