Diehardblues
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Best part of becoming a senior citizen is farting in public.
You there...get off my lawn!Best part of becoming a senior citizen is farting in public.
That's quite a different story, Xelda! For some reason, I'm picturing a young Jodie Foster playing the role of Zelda, in the movie.Good middle of the night Pops, Coachadoodles and Popsadoodles!
I hope all of you have been doing well. I apologize for my absense, life has been pizzing me off. Nothing good to say of late. This past week driving home from the chemo center, I remembered something from my childhood. I may or may not have shared it with y'all, so I'm going to tell it again?.
Xelda's chickens and Heaven
One Easter momma bought us pastel colored baby chicks. We took them every where. Momma had to visit one of her cousin's wives for some reason. With baby chicks in tow, we loaded into the car. This was a young family with several children. They were thrilled to see our pastel buddies and immediately rushed them to the back yard. They filled a bucket with water and started baptismal services. Their father was a local pastor. We were somewhat traumatized by this group of biddy baptisers. Momma laughed at us all the way home as we relayed why our now Christian chickens were wet.
Back home, my sister's biddy was taken to Heaven via one of our cats. Lost way too soon. I gave her mine so momma took me to a farm store and I bought two heathen hens. I'd put them in doll clothes and swing with them in my arms. Their head moved back and forth as if to stay in one place. Once they were teenagers, a farmer offered to buy them from me. They ended up living on a farm and rode on the farmer's dog's head. I got to hear all sorts of interesting and funny stories about them. Mostly they were called crazy. I didn't think I'd affected their emotional state in such a manner. Maybe they should have been baptised first.
@Xelda praying for a successful surgery and a swift and full recovery.Good afternoon Pops, Coachadoodles and Popsadoodles. I'm scheduled for surgery on the 12th. Y'all would like my surgeon's sense of humor. On the inside door that leads to the waiting room has a sign that reads "Insane Asylum". I asked him if it was ok to fall out in the full waiting room and start yelling about him being rough with me (he wasn't), he said "DO IT, DO IT!". I didn't, but laughed all the way to the parking lot. My mind has been wrapped around facing surgery and enjoying all my days leading up to the surgery. I could have done it this week, but they wanted me there at 6 AM as the first surgery of the day. I'd rather he warm up before getting to me. Makes sense, right? On second thought, don't answer that.
Xelda, anyone who has ever read a single paragraph of yours wishes you the absolute best of outcomes!!! We love you so much!!!Good afternoon Pops, Coachadoodles and Popsadoodles. I'm scheduled for surgery on the 12th. Y'all would like my surgeon's sense of humor. On the inside door that leads to the waiting room has a sign that reads "Insane Asylum". I asked him if it was ok to fall out in the full waiting room and start yelling about him being rough with me (he wasn't), he said "DO IT, DO IT!". I didn't, but laughed all the way to the parking lot. My mind has been wrapped around facing surgery and enjoying all my days leading up to the surgery. I could have done it this week, but they wanted me there at 6 AM as the first surgery of the day. I'd rather he warm up before getting to me. Makes sense, right? On second thought, don't answer that.
The eclipse was anticlimactic. Of course, where I am, there was only 92% coverage. Strange how light it still was, with only 8% of the sun shining down.Good morning Pops, CC and Cowboy fans everywhere
@Xelda how are you these days. Hope all is well.
I tick another bucket list dive location off my list this week. Later today, i am headed to the Maldives in the Indian Ocean for 10 days of diving. I am going with a group of 16 other divers from my old dive shop in Denver. Really excited!!
We're in "shoulder season" in Montana. It is that sweet spot between winter ski season and the summer rush to Glacier National Park... so, few tourist, and relatively little traffic (mind you, "bad" traffic around here is waiting maybe 2 minutes at a stop sign rather than the customers 5 seconds).
I have my cup of tea and one lap kitty on the balcony awaiting sunrise.
How was the eclipse??
Xel… For whatever reason my phone is again NOT notifying me when messages post to this site. I need to read on to catch up but I hope all goes well for you.Good afternoon Pops, Coachadoodles and Popsadoodles. I'm scheduled for surgery on the 12th. Y'all would like my surgeon's sense of humor. On the inside door that leads to the waiting room has a sign that reads "Insane Asylum". I asked him if it was ok to fall out in the full waiting room and start yelling about him being rough with me (he wasn't), he said "DO IT, DO IT!". I didn't, but laughed all the way to the parking lot. My mind has been wrapped around facing surgery and enjoying all my days leading up to the surgery. I could have done it this week, but they wanted me there at 6 AM as the first surgery of the day. I'd rather he warm up before getting to me. Makes sense, right? On second thought, don't answer that.
Best of luck for a pain free, successful procedure! Love you more than my dad!Thank you Montanalo and Jan. Tomorrow's the day and I saved all my energy up so I could freak out today. I could have started earlier but I've been saving it up so I could have a major melt down. I'll be ok once they let me drink and give me something for pain. Hold the fort down everyone. I will be back as soon as I can. Much love going out to each of you.
(Adding a little levity to the site…) Runny, are you competing with your dad as to who loves Xelda more?Best of luck for a pain free, successful procedure! Love you more than my dad!
I hope not. He's been dead for 15 or 20 years!(Adding a little levity to the site…) Runny, are you competing with your dad as to who loves Xelda more?
Tough competition!I hope not. He's been dead for 15 or 20 years!
Tough competition!
Have we heard anything on Xelda’s surgery?