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[CouchCoach]

Got headphones and Dark Side of the Moon?

Can't do the phones anymore, tinnitus. I cranked some Ajunabeats at them to ward off the curse of overalls and buck teeth.

 

[Xelda]

Good afternoon Pops and friends. Hoping this is a joyous and peaceful Sunday for all.

Morning Pops, and gooooooood Morning Vietnam!!!........Oops, sorry, that just slipped out.

That's awesome, CC! I'm glad you folks are finally getting a bit of relief there! It hasn't been very hot here, but so humid that it feels oppressive......but as long as I don't have to wear layers, I'm okay with that.

In the south, underwear with shorts is considered layering during the summer.

Yesterday was a tax free shopping day and momma wanted to go furniture shopping. I've been wanting a new sofa, so I was game. After getting in and out of the second store and into a hot car to move to the next store, I lost my will to live. I found what I want but don't know if it was worth it.

 

[Runwildboys]

Good afternoon Pops and friends. Hoping this is a joyous and peaceful Sunday for all.


In the south, underwear with shorts is considered layering during the summer.

Yesterday was a tax free shopping day and momma wanted to go furniture shopping. I've been wanting a new sofa, so I was game. After getting in and out of the second store and into a hot car to move to the next store, I lost my will to live. I found what I want but don't know if it was worth it.

Just make sure you put a sheet down before you take a nap on it!

 

[kskboys]

That's never stopped you from telling a bad joke before.

OK, a weasel walks into a bar.

"What would you like to drink?" queried the bartender.

"Pop," goes the weasel.

 

[Runwildboys]

OK, a weasel walks into a bar.

"What would you like to drink?" queried the bartender.

"Pop," goes the weasel.

LOL....I actually like that one! It's a good one to tell kids.

 

[kskboys]

LOL....I actually like that one! It's a good one to tell kids.

What's the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?

 

[Runwildboys]

What's the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end, and the end of every place?

an "e".

 

[Xelda]

Just make sure you put a sheet down before you take a nap on it!

What did ksk do on my would be new couch?

 

[Runwildboys]

What did ksk do on my would be new couch?

LMAO! If I knew, I'd just tell you not to buy it!

 

[kskboys]

What did ksk do on my would be new couch?

Much shorter list if you ask what I didn't do!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kskboys]

an "e".

Yup!!! I remember reading that a long time ago in some little joke book!!!

 

[Xelda]

OK, a weasel walks into a bar.

"What would you like to drink?" queried the bartender.

"Pop," goes the weasel.

That's a Yankee weasel. A Southern weasel would have said Coke.

 

[Runwildboys]

That's a Yankee weasel. A Southern weasel would have said Coke.

We call it soda up in these parts.

 

[LeonDixson]

Morning, Pops and Pen Pals. I played a really bad round of golf yesterday; couldn't do anything right. I enjoyed watching the practice and blue and white scrimmage on TV last night. Y'all have a great day.

 

[Runwildboys]

Morning, Pops and Pen Pals. I played a really bad round of golf yesterday; couldn't do anything right. I enjoyed watching the practice and blue and white scrimmage on TV last night. Y'all have a great day.

If it makes you feel any better, every round I've ever played was really bad.

 

[Trouty]

Morning Pops, morning friends, and a good morning to all you glorious Zoners out there.

A safe and fruitful day to all of you.

 

[G2]

If it makes you feel any better, every round I've ever played was really bad.

I can slice around structures.

 

[kskboys]

I can slice around structures.

I can make a golf ball do whatever I want. If I want it to slice and hook and land in water.

 

[Xelda]

Good morning Pops, friends and golf pros. Sorry to hear about your off day, Leon. I tried to offer consoling words, but they weren't worth reading so I'm wishing you better golf math tomorrow! Wishing everyone a good day.

 

[Ranched]

Good Day Pops, Pops & Zoners! We're almost there.