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That's so cute!

I had an up close and personal bear encounter on Sunday (when I would have normally been watching the game -- I blame the Cowboys). I was working in my shop; the doors were open because I had just stained a wooden mantel piece. A rather large black bear walked by and stuck her nose in the open door. There was only about 40 feet separating us. I was cornered, no way out and no means of defending myself... or so I thought. I grabbed my trusty cordless leaf blower, and, between the loud noise and dust cloud, the bear decided to keep walking into the woods. I think I will buy stock in DeWalt and, perhaps, new underwear.

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I guess holding the brush up and saying "this is not going to wash out" doesn't work on bears. I thought you might have moved to somewhere safer, but you are our resident wild man. Instead of a fire, we're going with a bear for this video.


How's your wife's knee / leg? I hope it's a lot better and y'all are enjoying the new home.

If you've got home improvement projects going, I'm here for it. I loved This Old House with Bob Vila, Norm and Steve. I get some hairy ideas myself, but have put a car boot on my ideas for now. I recently had a single basin sink installed and got hi fived for my excellent taste by one of the plumbers. I know it sounds silly, but I have to agree with him.

On a side note, my hair has grown three inches and still hasn't heard of gravity. I'm turning into the bride of Frankenstein. Dad gum it. Sorry to keep griping, but I've worn out everyone here.
 

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I guess holding the brush up and saying "this is not going to wash out" doesn't work on bears. I thought you might have moved to somewhere safer, but you are our resident wild man. Instead of a fire, we're going with a bear for this video.


How's your wife's knee / leg? I hope it's a lot better and y'all are enjoying the new home.

If you've got home improvement projects going, I'm here for it. I loved This Old House with Bob Vila, Norm and Steve. I get some hairy ideas myself, but have put a car boot on my ideas for now. I recently had a single basin sink installed and got hi fived for my excellent taste by one of the plumbers. I know it sounds silly, but I have to agree with him.

On a side note, my hair has grown three inches and still hasn't heard of gravity. I'm turning into the bride of Frankenstein. Dad gum it. Sorry to keep griping, but I've worn out everyone here.

My wife's leg has fully recovered and she is doing well... thanks for asking.

With regard to the hair, I would recommend a couple of white streaks and bride-of-Frankenstein coiffure.

Hilarious video

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I would say this is embarrassing, but I'm going to file it under ridiculous. The temperatures dropped to 74 yesterday so I pulled out my new winter socks and turned the electric blanket on. This is the deep south and I've forgotten how to deal with arctic temperatures.
37° when I left for work this morning. 45° and breezy when I got to Manhattan, at 6:15. Never got much warmer.
 

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I guess holding the brush up and saying "this is not going to wash out" doesn't work on bears. I thought you might have moved to somewhere safer, but you are our resident wild man. Instead of a fire, we're going with a bear for this video.


How's your wife's knee / leg? I hope it's a lot better and y'all are enjoying the new home.

If you've got home improvement projects going, I'm here for it. I loved This Old House with Bob Vila, Norm and Steve. I get some hairy ideas myself, but have put a car boot on my ideas for now. I recently had a single basin sink installed and got hi fived for my excellent taste by one of the plumbers. I know it sounds silly, but I have to agree with him.

On a side note, my hair has grown three inches and still hasn't heard of gravity. I'm turning into the bride of Frankenstein. Dad gum it. Sorry to keep griping, but I've worn out everyone here.

Hey, as long as it's Madeline Kahn's version of the bride, your good!

Either way, ksk will happily be your monster.
 

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Good afternoon Pops, CC and friends.

Chuck Norris's reflection is too afraid to look him the eyes.

Super heroes read Chuck Norris comic books.

Cats have Chuck Norris-like reflexes

A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. It was Chuck Norris and he doesn't like me talking about it.

When Chuck Norris works out, the weights get stronger.

Chuck Norris abducts aliens and conducts experiments on them.
 
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Good afternoon Pops, CC and friends.

Chuck Norris's reflection is too afraid to look him the eyes.

Super heroes read Chuck Norris comic books.

Cats have Chuck Norris-like reflexes

A meteor didn't kill the dinosaurs. It was Chuck Norris and he doesn't like me talking about it.

When Chuck Norris works out, the weights get stronger.

Chuck Norris abducts aliens and conducts experiments on them.
That's some serious laugh out loud stuff. I used to not like Chuck Norris jokes, but I'm a fan now.
 

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When Chuck Norris goes to a restaurant, the server ask him what the soup of the day is.

Chuck Norris can whistle in 5 languages including Braille.

Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally and left with a sandwich and a long list of phone numbers
 
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