Stick With me, amigo !
Cuz' you'll enjoy many,many more of life's quizzical moments when ,,,
" I can't say I've never "
Starts becoming less common and my dear good friend based solely on the vast broadenings of yer' horizons while under my tutelage it could Rather easily in time become a rarity,,, this will entail but not guaranteed such bizarre happenstances of: changing the wind direction through sheer force of will while stalking your quarry within bowshot range,crude yet viable communication with alien space craft, the beer fridge that always has a last can stashed(always) ,the ability to attract the opposite sex Whenever your of a mind to(although my younger trainee ,tis a fair warning, I've always ended up regretting drawing their attentive affections,,,always)
Dropping two bobwhite's on the wing with a single bullet(oh,yes!),an astute keenness of the unexplained And the innate ability to realize not to take life so seriously that you can't enjoy the run and fun of it,cuz' soon enough you'll be dead