"Put the anointing oil away"

[Bleu Star]

In case you out there in Cowboys land are wondering -

"How can I make such a fantastic thread like this?"

I'll outline it for you.

First you should have a thought. Generally, this thought will occur in another thread. But, since you think that it is so witty and clever, you think to yourself - "Dizzamn - I gots to make me my own thread. I gots to see my name in lizzights!"

And then, your new thread is borne. If it truly is an exciting, interesting, new thought worthy of seperate discussion, so that it should not have been contained in another thread that maybe dealt with a seperate issue, people will love it, thank you for it, and respond in kind. If it would have been better served remaining in it's original thread, because it's not, in fact witty, original, or thought-provoking, and it could have run it's course in the existing thread, you will generally get responses thanking you for your lame-*** thread, making *snore* posts, posting mocking pics or thoughts, and informing you that there are several threads that your "witty" thread could have already been contained in.

So tread carefully, thread starters, or soon your "witty" thread will devolve into this thread - because it wasn't witty in the first place.

The Cleaners also called for you. They said your Thread Police uniform is ready for pickup.

Oh.. btw.





Parcells sucks.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

In case you out there in Cowboys land are wondering -

"How can I make such a fantastic thread like this?"

I'll outline it for you.

First you should have a thought. Generally, this thought will occur in another thread. But, since you think that it is so witty and clever, you think to yourself - "Dizzamn - I gots to make me my own thread. I gots to see my name in lizzights!"

And then, your new thread is borne. If it truly is an exciting, interesting, new thought worthy of seperate discussion, so that it should not have been contained in another thread that maybe dealt with a seperate issue, people will love it, thank you for it, and respond in kind. If it would have been better served remaining in it's original thread, because it's not, in fact witty, original, or thought-provoking, and it could have run it's course in the existing thread, you will generally get responses thanking you for your lame-*** thread, making *snore* posts, posting mocking pics or thoughts, and informing you that there are several threads that your "witty" thread could have already been contained in.

So tread carefully, thread starters, or soon your "witty" thread will devolve into this thread - because it wasn't witty in the first place.

 

[BigDFan5]

The Cleaners also called for you. They said your Thread Police uniform is ready for pickup.

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You realize that was a lame attempt at a come back the first time you said it right?


Saying it again while crickets chirp is just sad

 

[Bob Sacamano]

well the jerk-store called, and said they're running outta you!

har har har

 

[Bleu Star]

Your uniforms are all ready. I made badges just for you.

 

[Bleu Star]

You realize that was a lame attempt at a come back the first time you said it right?


Saying it again while crickets chirp is just sad

I never realized my premise was to impress anyone. I'm very much like Parcells in that respect.

 

[BigDFan5]

I never realized my premise was to impress anyone. I'm very much like Parcells in that respect.

hey if your goal in life is to look foolish consider it mission accomplished

 

[Alexander]

In case you out there in Cowboys land are wondering -

"How can I make such a fantastic thread like this?"

I'll outline it for you.

First you should have a thought. Generally, this thought will occur in another thread. But, since you think that it is so witty and clever, you think to yourself - "Dizzamn - I gots to make me my own thread. I gots to see my name in lizzights!"

And then, your new thread is borne. If it truly is an exciting, interesting, new thought worthy of seperate discussion, so that it should not have been contained in another thread that maybe dealt with a seperate issue, people will love it, thank you for it, and respond in kind. If it would have been better served remaining in it's original thread, because it's not, in fact witty, original, or thought-provoking, and it could have run it's course in the existing thread, you will generally get responses thanking you for your lame-*** thread, making *snore* posts, posting mocking pics or thoughts, and informing you that there are several threads that your "witty" thread could have already been contained in.

So tread carefully, thread starters, or soon your "witty" thread will devolve into this thread - because it wasn't witty in the first place.

 

[Bleu Star]

hey if your goal in life is to look foolish consider it mission accomplished

I'm on a message board. If your goal in life is to shine on a message board than let's break out the anointing oil. You're a forum star.

 

[Bleu Star]

At this time next year I look forward to having the very same conversation with every one of you. I'll bookmark this thread. If we make it to the Super Bowl I will disappear from this board for the duration of next offseason. We don't have to win it. All we have to do is get there with Parcells at the helm. Remember I said that. I am a man of my word and will have no qualms with coming through. I'm not worries though. We will have the same conversation 1 year from now and I look forward to it.

There will be no more worrying about me and my half hearted threads. If we get into the Super Bowl I am gone for months.

Bookmarked.

 

[Bleu Star]

Would any of you care to add anything else to this discussion today?

 

[Bleu Star]

Don't be shy. You beat chests-a-plenty yesterday. What are your thoughts today now that the anointed savior is gone?

 

[Bleu Star]

Altogether now. Celebrate with me.


HOORAH!!!!
:mchammer: :banjo: :mummy: :busty: :spidey: :strongarm :dance2: :clap2: :clap2: :cheers: :grouphug:

:hammock:

 

[Bleu Star]

REMIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The verdict is in after 4 years. Parcells is not going to get us any further than .500 and a quick skirt of the playoffs each year. Mr. Cowher. Enjoy that year off. We'll see you in 08.

Zero playoff wins in 4 years. Yes, you truly are what you are.

 

[Bleu Star]

 

[zeromaster]

Rather than just getting out the anointing oil, let's just put a match to it. So much more entertaining...

 

[Bleu Star]

Rather than just getting out the anointing oil, let's just put a match to it. So much more entertaining...

It's too late. Manoobs is already gone. Hooray! :starspin :starspin :starspin

 

[Bleu Star]

I hear

in this thread. :

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I wouldn't know. All the mindless wailing has decomposed into the same shrill panicky mess.

FComplete and utter rubbish.

And, again, I always wonder why Zoners reply if the thread/post is so beneath them. Could it be to whine?

Just wondering, dude.

 

[Bleu Star]

And, again, I always wonder why Zoners reply if the thread/post is so beneath them. Could it be to whine?

Just wondering, dude.

A select few high horsers spent all day yesterday in this "rubbish". Hilarious...