The 2026 NFL (and Cowboys) Reset

His agent promised not to make Jerrys nudes public
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I didn't read the whole thread. But I'm confused, aren't nudes of skeletor just a skeleton?
 
There are legit arguments for 4-0 and 0-4. So at 2-2 the Cowboys are probably exactly what they should be right now.
I predicted 9-8 on the year so they are about where I thought they would be at this point, but i am very impressed with offense. I thought it might fall off a bit from last year, but it looks better than ever this year. It's the defense once again that will determine how far this team goes, although the Special Teams are bad too.
 
They are 100% absolutely NOT football people. Not even in the same realm as football people.
Yes, they are. They’re just terrible football people.

Bobby Carpenter was a football player. He was just a terrible football player.
 
Yes, they are. They’re just terrible football people.

Bobby Carpenter was a football player. He was just a terrible football player.
Well, I think your definition of football people is different than the standard accepted one.
 
If you buy a hospital and name yourself lead surgeon despite no experience does that make you a doctor?
In a hyper capitalist world, if you also buy a medical school, pay off the national and state licensing boards, and buy a hospital, then yeah. You could. You’d be terrible at it, but you’d be a doctor.

In fact, it would be medical malpractice. But we have GM malpractice every year.

And with enough money you could buy your way out of both.

I get it. He’s a terrible GM, but us being mad about it doesn’t change the fact that he has more years as GM than anyone in the NFL. It just makes it more frustrating.
 
In a hyper capitalist world, if you also buy a medical school, pay off the national and state licensing boards, and buy a hospital, then yeah. You could. You’d be terrible at it, but you’d be a doctor.

In fact, it would be medical malpractice. But we have GM malpractice every year.

And with enough money you could buy your way out of both.

I get it. He’s a terrible GM, but us being mad about it doesn’t change the fact that he has more years as GM than anyone in the NFL. It just makes it more frustrating.
Disagree. You would not be a doctor.
 
Just got a 2nd for Cam Jurgens. Word is that Barkley's on the block. Not substantiated that I know of
Yep, and Roseman wasn't scared in the least to draft Hurts while releasing Wentz and eating his 40 plus million dollar cap hit at the time which was a record.

For '28 they got AJ Brown's 1st rd pick and their own and Cam Jurgens 2nd rd pick and their own.

Not saying they would fully tank at the 4 game mark of the season, but Roseman is extremely good at building future rosters.
Something that bears watching.

jmo
 
Yep, and Roseman wasn't scared in the least to draft Hurts while releasing Wentz and eating his 40 plus million dollar cap hit at the time which was a record.

For '28 they got AJ Brown's 1st rd pick and their own and Cam Jurgens 2nd rd pick and their own.

Not saying they would fully tank at the 4 game mark of the season, but Roseman is extremely good at building future rosters.
Something that bears watching.

jmo
How they get high round assets for injured players is beyond me. Wentz and Jurgens.

However, one thing they do is go by the Bellychickens mantra. Better to trade a player a year early than a year late. You see, Cam MIGHT be able to play at a high level again. Philly wisely traded him while it was still up in the air. And I would imagine they have a viable replacement on the roster.

Jerry is a chicken, he's terrified that someone might find one of our players useful if he trades them away. What a coward.
 

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