Manwiththeplan
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Idgit;3301853 said:My mom used to drive a ******** man who lived in our neighborhood to church on Sundays. Every week, he'd tell me about how he was saving money from his job bagging groceries to 'buy a lion.' He had it all planned out. He wasn't going to have it in a cage because he was going to train it, and he was going to feed is spoiled vegetables that he got at work. For about a month I argued with him that it was a bad idea because lions were dangerous and didn't eat vegetables and because I was pretty sure you'd need a license for one. He never agreed with me, but to the best of my knowledge, he never got the lion, either.
Slate's not going to get a lion, but I don't think you're ever going to convince him of that. You're better of telling him 'that's nice' and asking him what he's going to name it. My guess is that he's planning to call it 'Jared.'





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