Good morning Pops and friends. I got all my plants in the ground yesterday and would like to declare it as work. There was no fun or joy in avoiding ant piles, watching out for snakes or digging up grass roots and uncovering earthworms. The only positive was it's not hot yet. I have got to stop ordering flowers. I'm still mad at myself from yesterday for creating work for myself. I'm speaking to myself but in chilly tones. Yeah, I caught it and plan to reciprocate in kind. I don't know who I think I am talking to me like that.
While on break from the back yard, I started hearing a loud unfamiliar sound that would die and restart. My poor neighbor was in his back yard trying to get his pawn shop hedge trimmer to work. I offered him mine and he was happy to take me up on the offer. I'm sort of very popular with my male neighbors because I have all the fancy yard tools. This one comes into my garage with reverence and eyes shooting around at all the gizmos. Another one that moved fell in love with my battery operated pole saw. He didn't think they'd actually cut. He was holding it and gazing lovingly upon it like a woman with a big diamond in Jared's.
Today is the day that Bailey and I will venture forth into the great unknown to make a bank deposit and get more Raising Cane's fried chicken (it's her favorite). I hope people haven't forgotten how to drive. I heard that! Yeah, I'm talking to me! I know that I know how to drive, but I don't know if I can trust me. I haven't killed me yet, so shut up!
Runny, you need the Ronco Handy Dandy Super Fantastic Electrostatic Mondo Gnarly Generator. But wait! There's more! Act now and we will throw in a 2019 Calendar and a half eaten Almond Joy candy bar! Order now and we will knock 50 cents off the price. But wait, we're not done! If Dave is still on a diet, we will have a whole Almond Joy tomorrow. Act now!
Have a good day everyone!