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Did it start yelling "HEY MOM!!! I AM WATCHING PORN!!!

I've heard they have such guards on computers for parents.
About 10 or 15 years ago, there was some type of thing people could text to others, and when they clicked opened it, it would loudly scream, "Hey everyone, I'm looking at porn on my phone!!!" I think it even took over the volume control of the phone, so it was almost impossible to be discreet, or fast enough to stop it before everyone nearby heard it.

I'm guessing you knew about that already, but others here may not have.
 

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Afternoon Pops, afternoon Jobs. Good afternoon Fellas and good afternoon to all who decided to stop in and visit today.

Well, Monday is here and I'm hard at work. Getting ready to step away for a few minutes and have something to eat. But before I do that, I just wanted to stop in and say hello to everybody. Hope all are well here.

Gonna leave everybody with a tune that I've always liked but never actually knew who sang it. I mean, I know this is the Wallflowers but what I didn't know is the lead singer for the Wallflowers, Jakob Dylan is actually the Son of Bob Dylan, I had know idea. So, here you go, this is The Wallflowers with their hit, "One Headlight". Released in Feb of 1997, hope you enjoy it.

 

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Well, tomorrow is Adios Gall Bladder Day and I have to be at the hospital at 6:41 and it's an hour away so I have arranged a ride with half the team of Fine's Taxi, the only taxi company serving this area. Larry and Brenda are two retired educators that decided to start a taxi company and I am proud to have Larry drive me tomorrow at 5:41am and regale him with stories as we watch the sun rising and I am counting on my regaling giving the old guy a heavy foot and getting me there a little early so I can start in early on the nurses.

It's all in the plan I have devised. Irritating old guy with bad jokes and stories doesn't spend as much time in recovery or post op. In fact they might just wheel me out of surgery and load me into the back of my son's suv and tell him "if he wakes up, pull over and give him one of these".

I don't know when I'll be back as I don't know what to expect during the convalescence and I will be solo on it as I was with Hector so I don't even get any pity. And my wife used to tell me I was stupid on pain pills so I don't have that and I need that because I never really know how stupid I can get.

The thing I dislike the most about this is that weird feeling of lost time when I come out of the anesthesia and I think of the compromising positions I must have been in and did any take pics? Or is someone smuggling contraband out of the hospital in one of my orifices? I'll have to check eBay all week to see if I recognize any of my organs for sale.
 

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Well, tomorrow is Adios Gall Bladder Day and I have to be at the hospital at 6:41 and it's an hour away so I have arranged a ride with half the team of Fine's Taxi, the only taxi company serving this area. Larry and Brenda are two retired educators that decided to start a taxi company and I am proud to have Larry drive me tomorrow at 5:41am and regale him with stories as we watch the sun rising and I am counting on my regaling giving the old guy a heavy foot and getting me there a little early so I can start in early on the nurses.

It's all in the plan I have devised. Irritating old guy with bad jokes and stories doesn't spend as much time in recovery or post op. In fact they might just wheel me out of surgery and load me into the back of my son's suv and tell him "if he wakes up, pull over and give him one of these".

I don't know when I'll be back as I don't know what to expect during the convalescence and I will be solo on it as I was with Hector so I don't even get any pity. And my wife used to tell me I was stupid on pain pills so I don't have that and I need that because I never really know how stupid I can get.

The thing I dislike the most about this is that weird feeling of lost time when I come out of the anesthesia and I think of the compromising positions I must have been in and did any take pics? Or is someone smuggling contraband out of the hospital in one of my orifices? I'll have to check eBay all week to see if I recognize any of my organs for sale.
Wishing you the best of luck with your surgery, my friend!
 

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Morning Pops and everyone from HOT Virginia Beach.

Best of luck to you Coach! Hope all goes well and that the recovery is speedy and with less discomfort than expected.

What a long day yesterday was. Who knew sitting on a plane or in an airport people watching was so exhausting? I did not wake in time to get my jog in before it got close to 80 degrees so not sure how I’m going to get my steps in today. May take the gkids mini golfing today, but it’s a plan still in formulation.

I’m rambling. Time for me to get up and moving I guess. Have a great day, everyone. Coach, check in as soon as you are able.
 

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Morning Pops, morning Jobs. Morning Fellas and good morning to all of those who stopped in to visit the thread today.

So, crazy busy right now. Seems like after a year of nothing, the flood gates have just opened up.

Right now, today, the Wife is working in my Office, my youngest Boy dropped off the little Girl this morning because he had a thing and so we have her today. She's currently outside in the garage with my oldest Daughter, who is working on the Lazer Engraver and I'm here at the kitchen table trying to do my thing before I get up on the roof and try and figure out how I'm gonna get a sheered off bolt out of my Swamp Cooler so I can replace it. Another day in the life I guess.

How is everybody today? I hope it's all good. Gotta go out and pick up some Coffee and maybe a sandwich.

Gonna post this song because I just love it. I can't recall the first time I ever heard this song but I know I was pretty young. But I remember, even then, just loving it. This song was released in Dec. of 1972, I believe it was the last release under the Mowtown Label, written by Jim Weatherly for Gladys Knight and the Pips. This song is about life. It's a part of life that we don't always want to think about or even remember sometimes but never the less, it's a part that for many of us, is all to familiar. Here is Gladys Knight and the Pips with their Classic Hit, "Neither One Of Us".

 

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Good morning Pops and happy hump day to one and all.

@CouchCoach godspeed for a quick and complete recovery. Looking forward to your return from "Adios Gall Bladder Day".

We've had one set of grandkids (ages 10 and 11) for several days. So far, I have a strained shoulder from ziplining, a sore tail bone from the waterpark slide and a bruised and bloody elbow from a hiking mishap. Measured in terms of 'grandfather injuries', we're apparently having a good time.

I remember my father fiddling with his first cable TV remote control and my mother struggling to operate her smart phone. After spending 1.5 hours trying to hook up a Xbox (the instructions said 'turn Xbox on, download app, follow online instructions'), I handed the whole thing over to the 10 year old who had it running in about 15 minutes. Karma is a cruel mistress.
 
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