Runwildboys
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So, would you rather step in whale crap, or swim through it? I prefer it sinks.Morning Pops and all y'all. Thanks for the wishes, thought the worst of Feb was behind me and got blindsided. I am on the road to recovery to just being crazy without being insane.
I didn't know that about whale poo sinking, they need more fiber, maybe a dump truck of Grape Nuts for breakfast? I can also add another reason for staying out of the ocean, I already didn't want to be future fish poo but stepping in it icks me out. You imagine the size of a whale patty?
And speaking of Grape Nuts, and I was, I don't know why they named it that. My wife not only liked them but saved them for mornings when she was pissed at me. Ya see, people making eating sounds drive me up the wall and across the ceiling. I don't like commercials like Twix or Pringles when they crunch on purpose and Grape Nuts, when they're first in the bowl, have their own special sounds like a Gatling Gun of aggravation for poor ole CC. And when poor ole CC had been bad annoying CC, his wife made plans. I accused her one time of turning off the AC just to have dead silence and she just looked at me and kept crunching and no one can chew that slow. But she did keep it entertaining. I told her that she might be the reason I was pissing her off, I couldn't wait to see the next thing she was cooking up.
If I had an early Monday flight, I would have my suitcase packed in my closet and one night I'd pissed her off and while I was sleeping, she snuck into my closet, opened my suitcase and took all of my nicely and neatly placed socks, mismatched them and tied them in knots and I mean lots o knots, took my boxers out and replaced them with her panties and took my stuff out of my shaving kit and put her makeup in there. When I opened that suitcase and saw her handiwork, I fell out. Luckily it was early in the day and I had time to get stuff for my shave kit and some boxers. Tell ya the truth, I was much more relaxed sleeping in that hotel room than at home after that.
I've always wondered why they call that stuff Grape Nuts too. Decided to try it once, and if I'd been old enough to drive, I would have tracked down Yule Gibbons and punched him in the mouth. Not only was it awful tasting, but it felt like my stomach had about half a cup of sand in it.
As for eating sounds, my brother was the worst. He'd sit there eating cereal with his mouth open, making a sort of humming/growling/slurping sound. I don't really know how to describe it, but it was disgusting.