News: ST: Jason Witten not a Hall of Famer? Some pundits don't think so

[GimmeTheBall!]

Absolutely ridiculous. Witten is a first ballot HOFer. He's like 6th all time in catches, including receivers. He has the second best TE numbers of all time.

He's in, matey!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I've foolishly misspent several minutes of my time above ground watching his " ad-hoc" home broadcasts on U-tube,,,he's rather hilariously pathetic,in an effeminate sorta' way with a fluffy crap munching yapping lap dog getting 'face time',,,HILARIOUS.

Are you like a super macho to call people effeminate?
Renounce your words, scurvy lad!

 

[Cowpolk]

Are you like a super macho to call people effeminate?
Renounce your words, scurvy lad!

I took horticulture but can not find a market for horties you know anyone that buys them

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Witten once saved and cooked for and constructed huts for 2,000 earthquake victims in uru Baroo.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I took horticulture but can not find a market for horties you know anyone that buys them

Try the Ace Hardware near Stemmons.

 

[Cowpolk]

Witten once saved and cooked for and constructed huts for 2,000 earthquake victims in uru Baroo.

I think it was 2111

 

[Melonfeud]

Are you like a super macho to call people effeminate?
Renounce your words, scurvy lad!

Scurvy lad? ,,,Yer' verbal casted slights upon me are unequivocally cast into the disregard dust bin of consideration,, ol' buddy

*SHEESE! only a bloody LIMEY would villainously interject the obviously deflecting terminology of "scurvy" into a crossing of pork swords,,,,

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I think it was 2111

Perhaps, lads, but Marcus Spears had not yet developed the time-travel apparatus by 2010.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Scurvy lad? ,,,Yer' verbal cast slights upon me are unequivocally cast into the disregard dust bin of consideration,, ol' buddy

*SHEESE! only a bloody LIMEY would villainously interject the obviously deflecting terminology of "scurvy" into a crossing of pork swords,,,,

Pork swords?
Try this true and cold blade, unseasoned fey rogue!
Off with you if you do naw go!

 

[Melonfeud]

Pork swords?
Try this true and cold blade, unseasoned fey rogue!
Off with you if you do naw go!

Avast,ye neophyte of Knave-ness!
For the " rip,tear& deep plundering"
Of MELONS FEUDIAN deftly pointed pork sword of deflation is definitely drawn upon thee!
,,,,retract yer' words & in amicable fashion I'll erase yer' juvenile affront upon my stature,,,

 

[CrownCowboy]

He was a real tight end that actually was excellent at blocking, not some pansy glorified receiver like what some have transformed the position into today.

And mentioning receivers, there are only three players in the history of the game that has more receptions than him. LOL but yeah he ain't a Hall Of Famer........

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Avast,ye neophyte of Knave-ness!
For the " rip,tear& deep plundering"
Of MELONS FEUDIAN deftly pointed pork sword of deflation is definitely drawn upon thee!
,,,,retract yer' words & in amicable fashion I'll erase yer' juvenile affront upon my stature,,,

And I shall create such a shocking scene that he'll be forced to retract these ghastly words.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Gnats upon the skin, sometimes squashed with righteous zeal.
Cease the ghastly meandetings into nothing, naif!
I take me good night, now.
Until the morrow, untethered louts.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Gnats upon the skin, sometimes squashed with righteous zeal.
Cease the ghastly meandetings into nothing, naif!

 

[Melonfeud]

And I shall create such a shocking scene that he'll be forced to retract these ghastly words.

COPY! ,,"I've forgot about player #3 in this afrary",,, very well!
Baron Von fuzzy of fur boy has formed forces along the similarly drawn line of Melons FEUDIAN lines,,, recalculation dictates @GimmeTheBall! ' heaves to the sails of his windage& stoves post haste to safe harbours,,,

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

COPY! ,,"I've forgot about player #3 in this afrary",,, very well!
Baron Von fuzzy of fur boy has formed forces along the similarly drawn line of Melons FEUDIAN lines,,, recalculation dictates @GimmeTheBall! ' heaves to the sails of his windage& stoves post haste to safe harbours,,,

Ahh, but water conducts my powers lol.

 

[Melonfeud]

Gnats upon the skin, sometimes squashed with righteous zeal.
Cease the ghastly meandetings into nothing, naif!
I take me good night, now.
Until the morrow, untethered louts.

Copy!
& may the aforementioned louts feed voraciously upon yer' bedbug ridden sweet dreams,,,my good&dearly valued friend




* gimmetheball is one of only a small fist full of posters I'd followed for YEARS! Before committing to going 'on line' in becoming a member of this forum

 

[stilltheguru88]

You apparently are unfamiliar with what makes fact a fact. Your comparison is quite the opposite.

Shannon sharpe is better than Jason Witten. Only Cowboy fans will say otherwise. This is a joke honestly

 

[ActualCowboysFan]

Shannon sharpe is better than Jason Witten. Only Cowboy fans will say otherwise. This is a joke honestly

That's an opinion. I think your second sentence is flat out untrue.

 

[atlantacowboy]

Skip Bayless is a troll. He says things that he even he knows are stupid just to get a reaction. He's made a career of it.